Well I guess “none” is a degree of quality!

First, a fallacy: That someone has to be able to perfectly replicate a thing in order to critique that thing. This is of course stupid. You can say this whiskey tastes shitty and no one expects you to be a master distiller to say it. Even an absolute layman can tell that there’s a difference between Liefeld and, for…

They did accomplish the goal of introducing the next generation of characters though. Like almost every project introduced a new character going forward, with the exceptions mainly of Thor (unless Love turns out super important) and Spider-Man. Otherwise we get in order: White Vision, Agatha, Monica Rambeau, Falcon 2…

I get why Dare to be Stupid is so high up, I’ve seen Mothersbaugh happily admit the song is the most Devo thing he’s ever heard, which is hilarious.

Yeah, some war ninja cyborg gun muscle pouch fucker named like “Overkill” or “Overtkill” or something. Stan Lee just looked on in gentle bemusement.

And yeah as they drew him they were just like “I dunno, I feel like he’s some hardcore warrior cyborg from another time or something.”  Truly wild.  Nice enough guy but…

There’s always been a weird undercurrent of something, I don’t even know what to call it, about Thanksgiving, with people insisting that it needs be cheaper and more 50s/60s than any other meal to be right.  I guess it’s just like “Well grandma lived right when people gave a shit about canned food, so unless you put…

Do figs count as vegan? Fig plants are pollinated via a process that tricks and murders a species of wasp over and over again, I’ve always wondered if “This plant killed some animals” is a disqualifier.

Don’t think Shuri has any affairs of state to worry about beyond Panther stuff, it was made pretty explicit at the end that we’re gonna be seeing King M’Baku for a bit, which makes sense because I bet he’s said yes to the TV show, where there’s no way they won’t be doing the Aneka and Ayo rebellion Midnight Angel…

He’s in prison still for siding with Killmonger in the first one.

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And Levy dresses like Kim-Jong Un on the show, which is nice.

Still figuring this is just gonna be the biggest piece of Visions season 2.

I’m already not buying them. What more do you want!

Plus I think Katy’s got like a harvest moon amount of areola out and about.

He looks like one of those animated gifs where you’re supposed to unfocus and watch it and they look like normal celebrities until you freeze the frame and get... that.

The Midnight Angels thing is basically perfect for a series-long story on the Wakanda show, I have been assuming for a while now they’ll hint at it here and actually do it on Disney+.

I was gonna say, every bar I go to comps soda because they want the designated drivers to actually be around.  I don’t like drinking very much so I just drink a few comped sodas most nights and toss out a five at the end.

Thomas Hadenchurch: I am genuinely not sure if I was in that No Way Home movie or not.

Really looking forward to a scene of MODOK at a bar table with Grim Reaper and The Wizard, all of them just endlessly blathering on about classic rock or something.

Genuinely can’t imagine wanting a Tarantino superhero movie. First of all his Kill Bill script already says he has worse than a child’s understanding of Superman and Batman, second he seems like the kind of guy that would have the lead make fun of his own superhero costume and name because that’s what cool guys would…