As a bi, there’s always a certain twinge of pain when a review basically boils down to “I hate this character if they aren’t a gold star lesbian like I wanted.”

Uh no, I’ve been beating the game.  Sounds like you’ve been playing it wrong, seeing game over screens and shit.

I read an article in some local paper once about how he was mean to an interviewer and sort of demanding about their plans to meet for lunch, and then met him himself a few months later at the Spike & Mike Twisted Animation Festival. I was worried he was going to be mean after the article, apologized for not having…

Kid Icarus was wild because the first couple levels were these vertical scroll nightmares and you didn’t have any of the good powerups yet. If you could hand those the rest of the game was a coast.

Does anyone ever do this months in advance method shit for characters that aren’t creeps? Or is that actually fairly common and we only hear about the Joker and serial killer ones because someone thinks this works as an advertisement?

Admiral Crunch? Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit?

You know the P in that stands for Protestant, right?

The only person I remember for wearing Rolexes all the time these days is Alex Jones.  That seems to have poisoned the brand for me in a way that just “Not being able to afford them” didn’t.

I normally would love this but realistically don’t see it mattering anyway. They put him behind the wheel of a ship that’s already sinking. All these fanciful notions that finally we’ll get that Booster Gold or Challengers of the Unknown movie are just waves breaking on the rocks of reality: That Zaslav is gonna just…

Meh.  Bad blood or creating villains is mostly a creation of the fan community.  Marvel lent Gunn a camera team to film the JL cameos at the end of Peacemaker because the WB team couldn’t be around to get coverage.  We like to pretend they’re constantly fighting, but they’re not.

And then they both learned lessons and tried to quit. You can shove the starting point for when they started being family men back as much as you want, they did eventually start being family men. Clint took his Civil War punishment in the form of retirement with a tracking bracelet so he could be with his family again…

Didn’t both Hawkeye and Iron Man try to do the responsible thing and retire to raise their kids?

Believe me I know it’s hard. I’m lucky enough to be an author so I get to be the mostly full time stay at home dad.

So you’re saying if we’re just nice to the transphobe long enough...

My kid is four and I think my wife has already left like 7 different FB mom groups.  They’re always toxic hellholes.  I don’t know why she keeps bothering.

I would love to assume that it wasn’t his idea to replace the “Dumbo gets drunk and hallucinates a crazy and memorable song” scene with “Dumbo sees some bubbles and sort of nods appreciatively a little”.

If his recent filmography is any indication, his primary talent these days is repeating himself.

Well because it was the Disney Renaissance, they did in fact already cover most of the villains from that era. I just went and looked at this dumbass roster, and they’ve already squeezed so hard that there’s anime boy versions of Ursula’s eels, Jafar’s snake staff, one of the Lion King Hyenas, and what apparently is a…

This game looks like Hetalia trash but please, everyone knows the most evil Disney villain ever is the Coachman. Dude was not only a child kidnapper that mutated his victims into self-aware donkeys that he sold as slaves, he also got away with it. No resolution for slavery guy!

Gonna start a rumor that this guy is Neal McDonough’s twin brother but they had a falling out over how to spell their last name.