As a bi, there’s always a certain twinge of pain when a review basically boils down to “I hate this character if they aren’t a gold star lesbian like I wanted.”

Uh no, I’ve been beating the game.  Sounds like you’ve been playing it wrong, seeing game over screens and shit.

It’s sorta sad how most of the big female Marvel magic villains they haven’t already used are just “stick an A on the end of some dude’s name and cut a boobhole in the costume.” Seriously, Mephista, daughter of Mephisto. Dreamqueen, daughter of Nightmare. Satana, daughter of Carlos Santana, it just goes on.

That said,…

I read an article in some local paper once about how he was mean to an interviewer and sort of demanding about their plans to meet for lunch, and then met him himself a few months later at the Spike & Mike Twisted Animation Festival. I was worried he was going to be mean after the article, apologized for not having…

Kid Icarus was wild because the first couple levels were these vertical scroll nightmares and you didn’t have any of the good powerups yet. If you could hand those the rest of the game was a coast.

Not even supposed to exist in this timeline but the casting call apparently said “A gay teen with a dark sense of humor” and hey whattaya know the dude even looks like Wiccan.

Also I have to assume that minute one of this show is Agnes snapping right back into Agatha as Wanda’s spell stops working the instant she…

Nope!

Does anyone ever do this months in advance method shit for characters that aren’t creeps? Or is that actually fairly common and we only hear about the Joker and serial killer ones because someone thinks this works as an advertisement?

There’s already a Wonder Man show in development though.  Produced by Destin-Daniel Cretton, written by Andrew Guest, it was announced around June.

I’m just like picturing Ice Cube tilting his head at a 15 year old reading Eragon. 

Admiral Crunch? Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit?

Well yeah, the genre can be viewed by people of any age, it’s not defined by the age of the viewer.

Just one of the many weird pain points in the Star Trek system. Like one of the things that always bugged me is how is there a Cajun restaurant in Sisko’s family tree? His father wanted to pass it on to him. Are they saying that money doesn’t exist but dynastic property ownership does?  And who are these unfortunate…

You know the P in that stands for Protestant, right?

The only person I remember for wearing Rolexes all the time these days is Alex Jones.  That seems to have poisoned the brand for me in a way that just “Not being able to afford them” didn’t.

I normally would love this but realistically don’t see it mattering anyway. They put him behind the wheel of a ship that’s already sinking. All these fanciful notions that finally we’ll get that Booster Gold or Challengers of the Unknown movie are just waves breaking on the rocks of reality: That Zaslav is gonna just…

Meh.  Bad blood or creating villains is mostly a creation of the fan community.  Marvel lent Gunn a camera team to film the JL cameos at the end of Peacemaker because the WB team couldn’t be around to get coverage.  We like to pretend they’re constantly fighting, but they’re not.

And then they both learned lessons and tried to quit. You can shove the starting point for when they started being family men back as much as you want, they did eventually start being family men. Clint took his Civil War punishment in the form of retirement with a tracking bracelet so he could be with his family again…

Didn’t both Hawkeye and Iron Man try to do the responsible thing and retire to raise their kids?

Believe me I know it’s hard. I’m lucky enough to be an author so I get to be the mostly full time stay at home dad.