Does anyone ever do this months in advance method shit for characters that aren’t creeps? Or is that actually fairly common and we only hear about the Joker and serial killer ones because someone thinks this works as an advertisement?

Admiral Crunch? Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit?

You know the P in that stands for Protestant, right?

The only person I remember for wearing Rolexes all the time these days is Alex Jones.  That seems to have poisoned the brand for me in a way that just “Not being able to afford them” didn’t.

I normally would love this but realistically don’t see it mattering anyway. They put him behind the wheel of a ship that’s already sinking. All these fanciful notions that finally we’ll get that Booster Gold or Challengers of the Unknown movie are just waves breaking on the rocks of reality: That Zaslav is gonna just…

Meh.  Bad blood or creating villains is mostly a creation of the fan community.  Marvel lent Gunn a camera team to film the JL cameos at the end of Peacemaker because the WB team couldn’t be around to get coverage.  We like to pretend they’re constantly fighting, but they’re not.

And then they both learned lessons and tried to quit. You can shove the starting point for when they started being family men back as much as you want, they did eventually start being family men. Clint took his Civil War punishment in the form of retirement with a tracking bracelet so he could be with his family again…

Didn’t both Hawkeye and Iron Man try to do the responsible thing and retire to raise their kids?

Believe me I know it’s hard. I’m lucky enough to be an author so I get to be the mostly full time stay at home dad.

So you’re saying if we’re just nice to the transphobe long enough...

My kid is four and I think my wife has already left like 7 different FB mom groups.  They’re always toxic hellholes.  I don’t know why she keeps bothering.

I would love to assume that it wasn’t his idea to replace the “Dumbo gets drunk and hallucinates a crazy and memorable song” scene with “Dumbo sees some bubbles and sort of nods appreciatively a little”.

If his recent filmography is any indication, his primary talent these days is repeating himself.

Well because it was the Disney Renaissance, they did in fact already cover most of the villains from that era. I just went and looked at this dumbass roster, and they’ve already squeezed so hard that there’s anime boy versions of Ursula’s eels, Jafar’s snake staff, one of the Lion King Hyenas, and what apparently is a…

This game looks like Hetalia trash but please, everyone knows the most evil Disney villain ever is the Coachman. Dude was not only a child kidnapper that mutated his victims into self-aware donkeys that he sold as slaves, he also got away with it. No resolution for slavery guy!

Gonna start a rumor that this guy is Neal McDonough’s twin brother but they had a falling out over how to spell their last name.

I’m worth a couple hundred bucks, can I come to the restaurant and yell at the servers, then apologize for like... a free coke and some mashed potatoes?

Heck Starfox was a great choice.  Smiling doofy superhero in a big ensemble thing, he’d be fine.

Though honestly I assume Johnson is just reading the world’s most obvious tea leaves here, taking note that Zaslav is gonna mandate that no cape shit is coming out of WB unless it says Batman, Superman, or maybe, maaaaaaybe Joker or Harley on the marquee for like the next two years.

This seems terribly self indulgent, but honestly I would pay for a podcast where Johnson explains in detail how each of his various characters could beat up Superman.