And then they both learned lessons and tried to quit. You can shove the starting point for when they started being family men back as much as you want, they did eventually start being family men. Clint took his Civil War punishment in the form of retirement with a tracking bracelet so he could be with his family again…

Didn’t both Hawkeye and Iron Man try to do the responsible thing and retire to raise their kids?

Believe me I know it’s hard. I’m lucky enough to be an author so I get to be the mostly full time stay at home dad.

So you’re saying if we’re just nice to the transphobe long enough...

My kid is four and I think my wife has already left like 7 different FB mom groups.  They’re always toxic hellholes.  I don’t know why she keeps bothering.

I would love to assume that it wasn’t his idea to replace the “Dumbo gets drunk and hallucinates a crazy and memorable song” scene with “Dumbo sees some bubbles and sort of nods appreciatively a little”.

If his recent filmography is any indication, his primary talent these days is repeating himself.

Well because it was the Disney Renaissance, they did in fact already cover most of the villains from that era. I just went and looked at this dumbass roster, and they’ve already squeezed so hard that there’s anime boy versions of Ursula’s eels, Jafar’s snake staff, one of the Lion King Hyenas, and what apparently is a…

This game looks like Hetalia trash but please, everyone knows the most evil Disney villain ever is the Coachman. Dude was not only a child kidnapper that mutated his victims into self-aware donkeys that he sold as slaves, he also got away with it. No resolution for slavery guy!

Gonna start a rumor that this guy is Neal McDonough’s twin brother but they had a falling out over how to spell their last name.

I’m worth a couple hundred bucks, can I come to the restaurant and yell at the servers, then apologize for like... a free coke and some mashed potatoes?

Heck Starfox was a great choice.  Smiling doofy superhero in a big ensemble thing, he’d be fine.

Though honestly I assume Johnson is just reading the world’s most obvious tea leaves here, taking note that Zaslav is gonna mandate that no cape shit is coming out of WB unless it says Batman, Superman, or maybe, maaaaaaybe Joker or Harley on the marquee for like the next two years.

This seems terribly self indulgent, but honestly I would pay for a podcast where Johnson explains in detail how each of his various characters could beat up Superman.

I didn’t read it but it’s Italy so I assumed the succeeded by steering hard into branding themselves as the “fascist cup of coffee.”

The style guide generally says “Spell out nine and below, use numerical notation for 10 and above.” The reason is supposed to be that as numbers get up into multiple digits, writing them out becomes both cumbersome and easy to misread, like when you’re spelling out three hundred and thirty-five thousand, nine hundred…

I’m sure the difference between tryina and tryna is real, but man tryina looks wrong. It’s like a dog food brand or a terrible midwestern baby name. Tryina Hoop, future bronzer-addicted real estate agent.

That’s journalism style guide 101.  Spell out numbers under 10.  It may be old fashioned, like two spaces after a period, but it’s not just random, it’s how people were taught for a long time.

I think that might happen, but this show has already said it’ll have a second season that introduces K-2S0 so maybe after that.

His bits are the absolutely highlights.  Every time you leave him and go back to Channing Tatum somehow playing the role of “jet boot wolfman” in the least interesting way possible is a sad time.