If his recent filmography is any indication, his primary talent these days is repeating himself.

Well because it was the Disney Renaissance, they did in fact already cover most of the villains from that era. I just went and looked at this dumbass roster, and they’ve already squeezed so hard that there’s anime boy versions of Ursula’s eels, Jafar’s snake staff, one of the Lion King Hyenas, and what apparently is a…

This game looks like Hetalia trash but please, everyone knows the most evil Disney villain ever is the Coachman. Dude was not only a child kidnapper that mutated his victims into self-aware donkeys that he sold as slaves, he also got away with it. No resolution for slavery guy!

Gonna start a rumor that this guy is Neal McDonough’s twin brother but they had a falling out over how to spell their last name.

I’m worth a couple hundred bucks, can I come to the restaurant and yell at the servers, then apologize for like... a free coke and some mashed potatoes?

Heck Starfox was a great choice.  Smiling doofy superhero in a big ensemble thing, he’d be fine.

Though honestly I assume Johnson is just reading the world’s most obvious tea leaves here, taking note that Zaslav is gonna mandate that no cape shit is coming out of WB unless it says Batman, Superman, or maybe, maaaaaaybe Joker or Harley on the marquee for like the next two years.

This seems terribly self indulgent, but honestly I would pay for a podcast where Johnson explains in detail how each of his various characters could beat up Superman.

I didn’t read it but it’s Italy so I assumed the succeeded by steering hard into branding themselves as the “fascist cup of coffee.”

The style guide generally says “Spell out nine and below, use numerical notation for 10 and above.” The reason is supposed to be that as numbers get up into multiple digits, writing them out becomes both cumbersome and easy to misread, like when you’re spelling out three hundred and thirty-five thousand, nine hundred…

I’m sure the difference between tryina and tryna is real, but man tryina looks wrong. It’s like a dog food brand or a terrible midwestern baby name. Tryina Hoop, future bronzer-addicted real estate agent.

That’s journalism style guide 101.  Spell out numbers under 10.  It may be old fashioned, like two spaces after a period, but it’s not just random, it’s how people were taught for a long time.

I think that might happen, but this show has already said it’ll have a second season that introduces K-2S0 so maybe after that.

His bits are the absolutely highlights.  Every time you leave him and go back to Channing Tatum somehow playing the role of “jet boot wolfman” in the least interesting way possible is a sad time.

Ms. Marvel was the first MCU mutant? Someone’s forgetting Charles Xavier showed up in Multiverse of Madness!

Also while Namora’s headdress sure looks feathered and I guess it’s as good a term as any, those are lionfish spines!  So super cool!

Is there like a warning system at the Root office that starts beeping when there’s about to be no pictures of Kanye on the front page?

“Please help me find a way to rationalize all this because I will absolutely never stop jerkin’ it to RWBY stuff under any circumstances.” - about 11% of Twitter, right now.

I dunno from sports but it sounds like the other guy basically made himself immune to aggressive driving accusations by just doing it first, right?  Like he slammed Wallace into a wall and tried to get his car off the ground, but from that point forward any aggressive driving the other way will be classified as…

I checked and apparently it was! Just beating out that time they had an Emperor for a few years, both of which are pretty far ahead of the antique vibrator museum.

If they didn’t show up way before him, they’re probably staggering around in disheveled robes, moaning and killing fireflies.