Is there like a warning system at the Root office that starts beeping when there’s about to be no pictures of Kanye on the front page?

“Please help me find a way to rationalize all this because I will absolutely never stop jerkin’ it to RWBY stuff under any circumstances.” - about 11% of Twitter, right now.

I dunno from sports but it sounds like the other guy basically made himself immune to aggressive driving accusations by just doing it first, right?  Like he slammed Wallace into a wall and tried to get his car off the ground, but from that point forward any aggressive driving the other way will be classified as…

I checked and apparently it was! Just beating out that time they had an Emperor for a few years, both of which are pretty far ahead of the antique vibrator museum.

If they didn’t show up way before him, they’re probably staggering around in disheveled robes, moaning and killing fireflies.

Harfoots are one of three groups that become the Shire hobbits. Presumably before they can all settle down we’ll need to meet the Fallohide and Stoor populations as well. Weirdly the Harfoot were originally supposed to be the “Dwarfiest” of the hobbit precursors, both in manner and in people they befriend, but they…

Damn, I can check off my AVC MCU review bingo! I had “I have no real interest in watching this further” discussing the finale. You already watched all of it! Anyway I won 30 bucks and a ticket to the buffet, excuse me.

Is... Phoenix currently filming a role as like a high school chemistry teacher or something?  How come he looks like a cartoon principal?

Must have been formative, since now Seth Green is mostly famous in the past year for buying into crypto and dangling money over a trash can.

“In lieu of” means “instead of.”  I don’t think that if we stopped calling people geniuses now, Kanye would stop having antics.  Maybe change that to “After Kanye’s” so it’s a reaction to his antics instead of an option?

I gotta say, Goldberry is a side character. I like her too but dang if every review hasn’t been all “Where’s Poochie” this whole time. Imagine writing like LOST reviews and every one is just “Where’s Boone? I know this is a Hurley episode but dammit where’s Boone?”

No way in hell that stuff will count as MCU canon.  Agents of Shield couldn’t even get a nod.

I’ve always wondered how the gems ran power up to that washer and dryer.

 It’s increasingly apparent that the goal either pre or post Kang is to do a split into a bunch of teams instead of one big Avengers.  We already know about Thunderbolts, but it’s not gonna be a big surprise when Avengers, New Avengers, Defenders, and Midnight Sons are also running around.  That last one already has a…

For the TV broadcast, I assume.

“ Eternals featured Brian Tyree Henry’s Phastos was seen in a gay relationship with a child”

Damn. This is either missing a word (“player” after featured), or containing a few too many words (“was seen” after Phastos) and either way, suggests that Phastos was in a romantic relationship with his son. Recommendation:…

Fighting, flipping around, fucking, and bleeding in his apartment.

I’m still thinking that he’ll turn out to be some lesser tech villain that Marvel is fine with turning into a joke and a jerk. The Wizard is my current hunch. She’ll confront him next episode and he’ll be all floating around on purple drone shoes or something.

Many X-Men excelled in their 90s getups, like Storm or Cyclops.  Shatterstar somehow wore baggy pants that were still so tight around his junk that I’m surprised he could walk.  I remember thinking he was the coolest, now I just see old art of him as a collection of Liefeld crutches given Mojoverse-style form.

Yep, specifically called out as frog darts.  Dude must have been watching this on mute so it didn’t distract him from listing made up complaints.