I gotta say, Goldberry is a side character. I like her too but dang if every review hasn’t been all “Where’s Poochie” this whole time. Imagine writing like LOST reviews and every one is just “Where’s Boone? I know this is a Hurley episode but dammit where’s Boone?”

No way in hell that stuff will count as MCU canon.  Agents of Shield couldn’t even get a nod.

I’ve always wondered how the gems ran power up to that washer and dryer.

 It’s increasingly apparent that the goal either pre or post Kang is to do a split into a bunch of teams instead of one big Avengers.  We already know about Thunderbolts, but it’s not gonna be a big surprise when Avengers, New Avengers, Defenders, and Midnight Sons are also running around.  That last one already has a…

For the TV broadcast, I assume.

“ Eternals featured Brian Tyree Henry’s Phastos was seen in a gay relationship with a child”

Damn. This is either missing a word (“player” after featured), or containing a few too many words (“was seen” after Phastos) and either way, suggests that Phastos was in a romantic relationship with his son. Recommendation:…

Fighting, flipping around, fucking, and bleeding in his apartment.

I’m still thinking that he’ll turn out to be some lesser tech villain that Marvel is fine with turning into a joke and a jerk. The Wizard is my current hunch. She’ll confront him next episode and he’ll be all floating around on purple drone shoes or something.

Many X-Men excelled in their 90s getups, like Storm or Cyclops.  Shatterstar somehow wore baggy pants that were still so tight around his junk that I’m surprised he could walk.  I remember thinking he was the coolest, now I just see old art of him as a collection of Liefeld crutches given Mojoverse-style form.

Yep, specifically called out as frog darts.  Dude must have been watching this on mute so it didn’t distract him from listing made up complaints.

There’s definitely queer linemen, the question would be “are there queer linemen spouses defining themselves by their spouse’s job?”

I spent a few months in manager training at a Trader Joe’s by a military housing area and my favorite type of milwife is the ones that insist they have their husband’s rank and need to be addressed as like Lieutenant.  At first you think “Well she’s in the Navy,” but oh buddy that lasts a second at most because they…

No one wants these toys, they want them to have appreciated in value for eBay reasons.

The Rite-Aid by me still has one of those old Thrifty ice cream counters, but the ice cream in it looks like it was exhumed from a sarcophagus, because they have two non-pharmacy employees at any time and they are both handling large lines of complaining elderly people.

That’s been addressed a bunch of times in a bunch of other threads already.

Presumably the show will feature two things: A story framing in which we see Agatha as Agnes wandering happily around Westview still, and a scene in which Agatha is freed from Wanda’s control either voluntarily or when she poofs at the end of MoM, and when that does happen we’ll see Agatha cured and standing around in…

1o years and I STILL can’t get an inflatable triceratops costume to wear to go get in fights with all the T-Rexes.  It’s not fair I tells ya.

Fame at this midrange level is really easily poisoned and lost from even the smallest personal scandal, parasocial relationship shit goes hard.

I mean you can still say that necklace looks pretty damn good for being at least 40,000 years old, and that only if it was built in like the last century of the Infinite Empire.

I wanna say it was specifically something that bugged me about Third Strike?  Admittedly it’s been a while.