Y’know who else played a crystal flute?  Lemme just spin my chair around and tell you the tale of the original flautist for crystal, Jen the Gelfling.  He watched his girlfriend temporarily die for our sins!

Oh whoa I’m a dragon a huh huh huh huh.

Rogen was part of making that Rescue Rangers movie, right?  Is this gonna basically be that, but instead of just “old animation” it’s “Weird stuff from around the Disney parks”?  Like we’re also gonna get Buzzy and Sonny Eclipse and shit?  Hope they find a way to work in Major Domo and Hooter.

Frotting Hill

Oh shit they better hurry up then because the MCU is currently in 2027 I think.  They were modern day until Infinity War and then had a time jump.

And yet it would immediately work that way.  It’s similar to how the Mario Kart kiosk in Gamestop isn’t a daycare center.  Would I actually do this?  Of course not.  Just making a point about what will inevitably happen.

It’s got shitloads of fan service, it’s just for a weird subset of fans.  References to Ryloth, the Kuat Drive Yards, and the Rakatan Infinite Empire in just this episode.

I ain’t bringing you out of the greys, Mr. “In the case of obvious jokes I will side with the made up restaurant.”

My kid is a hyperactive little crazy person (She takes after me!) and I’ll happily pay a ten dollar surcharge for her being a maniac... BUT that implies that I get to just set her loose in there for that flat fee, I assume. I’m not spending 10 bucks for if she like pretends to drop a crayon so she can escape out from…

“How is Logan still alive” is a weird question since the film Logan takes place in like 2030 or something. 

The targ has experienced bij and must endure six more weeks of dishonor.

In California they’ve been up over 6 bucks for years now.  It’s a shame, not because of principle, but logistics.  I sometimes have a five on me when I’m leaving a store, I rarely have seven bucks in pocket.

Him and Ryan Reynolds are producing/starring in a different film together right now called “If” which is also set to come out sometime in 2024, the gag was basically “Wait, is Wolverine gonna be in our fantasy comedy?”

That is not an accusation, just an observation with no followup point. He didn’t say “He cheated” so much as “He didn’t have the attitude during play that I thought he should.”

Note that he didn’t accuse Neimann of cheating against him, just in general saying that he has a hunch he might have cheated more recently than he’s willing to admit, and that his “perspective changed” in some non-specific way. Don’t do his shitty work for him and call that a direct accusation, because that’s what he…

Yes, but it’s stated to be a reboot of the 1999 British series, so it’s neither a revival nor a reboot of the 2000 Showtime one.

“The show, a reboot of the 2000 Showtime series (based on the 1999 series) was explicitly NOT a revival of the 2000 Showtime series.”

Genuinely thought this was an Onion article because the Vader spelling appears to not be a typo, but rather just that the author thinks it’s spelled Vadar. Wild to see.  Also worthy of note is that he did not voice Vader on the Obi-Wan show, that was 100% AI generated using his old voice samples.

Literally the first and most important point about American presidents (even the ones we really like) is that we don’t call their temporary employee asses kings. Haven’t we seen enough of what happens when they act like actual monarchs recently to get that easy fuckin’ message?

Extra glad I only get like that in my town then.  In San Diego when that happens you get a burrito the side of your head that’s insanely delicious whether you’re sober or night-style altered.