Man what?  At least don’t pick the worst BTAS movie.  Hell, Mystery of the Batwoman is better than that snoozefest.  Just treat yourself and watch Phantasm, dang.

Really looking forward to next Star Wars Day or whatever, where they announce the same shows they announced in 2020, but like... half of them.

It had Yazirians, who weren’t Klingon-y, they were like flying squirrel monkey people from a planet where it was super dark, so they had to wear giant wrap-around sunglasses everywhere.  They were more chill than the standard warrior honor culture from sci-fi.

Heh, as an RPG historian, FATAL is great as the sort of “Teenagers made this and were very briefly proud of it” failure that works as a shocking “Get a load of this then” tool. It works until you become aware that there’s always more and it’s always worse. Check out RaHoWa sometime (don’t actually, it’s short for…

He looks better in comparison anyway. His big project Garycon has definitely had a “I don’t care if there’s credible assault allegations, this man is an RPG luminary and we WILL give him the royal treatment” problem for a while now. Most notably around 2018 with Bill Webb of Frog God games just having oodles of…

Isn’t this one super obvious? WB drank the kool-aid DC has been using to sell their busts of Alex Ross covers, that the big heroes of DC are more like icons of virtues than fun heroes, so they have to be represented as such all the time. Suicide Squad is in the weird position of being something they’re willing to put…

That photo exists in some liminal space between bad Halloween costume and that one episode of 30 Rock.

Might as well just make it the sports timeline to explain all the effort Link spends on driving little karts and fighting the cast of Soul Calibur and so on as well.

First thought was that this was about Avengers.  I guess that one had a little extra money in the life support tanks.

How did the minimum timer work?  Like what stopped you from just lucking out and spotting the guy day one?  If he was completely immune to hunting for at least two weeks, players would figure that out and just set the game clock ahead to the part that actually mattered.

Presumably they meant the community of people still looking for a reason to disregard Chik-Fil-A as a business when ample reasons have already been provided.

My first thought for an “Eh, if you’re a fan you’ll like it” filmmaker was Wes Anderson, which seems even wilder somehow. But it describes stuff like The French Dispatch and Isle of Dogs perfectly. If you’re a huge fan, you might find something in there.

I didn’t try to make the criticism fair.  I just answered your question.

Poe’s Law.  It’s impossible to make a satire so extreme than literally no one will believe it to be true.

Any law that makes abortion a federal right will be challenged by one of the states that already banned it and the Supreme Court will declare that law unconstitutional in a week.  There’s no federal solution now, only by expanding the court or waiting for all these Federalists to choke on bile and die is this going to…

The version of Zemo that’s absolutely committed to killing anyone he meets with anything resembling superpowers is going to be a hard sell as a member of the hot new super team, I think.  Maybe we’ll get lucky and Sam Rockwell will be around as their tech guy though.

Nope, they’ll throw her under the bus immediately. She’ll be being called a radical leftist nazi by her next church Sunday. She’ll probably have to move out of Texas entirely before lunatics burn her house down.

In this case it’s weird that it wasn’t, since that spice blend has been on store shelves for like ninety years, annual dumbfuck barrage of thinkpiece articles about Starbucks aside.

Sorta doubt some guy in a store was gonna search your reusables, that’s illegal basically anywhere in the US.  They can ask, but that’s your private property so they can either call the cops or piss off.  Just don’t try that anywhere you joined some kind of membership like Costco.  But at Wal-Mart?  Fuck that receipt…

That’s nice and I’m sure they’re nice but niceness isn’t allowed to defy the ban on vaccine mandates in your flat-ass swamp.  Then again I assume you’re cool with them pulling out because they have to.