Might as well just make it the sports timeline to explain all the effort Link spends on driving little karts and fighting the cast of Soul Calibur and so on as well.

First thought was that this was about Avengers.  I guess that one had a little extra money in the life support tanks.

How did the minimum timer work?  Like what stopped you from just lucking out and spotting the guy day one?  If he was completely immune to hunting for at least two weeks, players would figure that out and just set the game clock ahead to the part that actually mattered.

Presumably they meant the community of people still looking for a reason to disregard Chik-Fil-A as a business when ample reasons have already been provided.

My first thought for an “Eh, if you’re a fan you’ll like it” filmmaker was Wes Anderson, which seems even wilder somehow. But it describes stuff like The French Dispatch and Isle of Dogs perfectly. If you’re a huge fan, you might find something in there.

I didn’t try to make the criticism fair.  I just answered your question.

Poe’s Law.  It’s impossible to make a satire so extreme than literally no one will believe it to be true.

Any law that makes abortion a federal right will be challenged by one of the states that already banned it and the Supreme Court will declare that law unconstitutional in a week.  There’s no federal solution now, only by expanding the court or waiting for all these Federalists to choke on bile and die is this going to…

The version of Zemo that’s absolutely committed to killing anyone he meets with anything resembling superpowers is going to be a hard sell as a member of the hot new super team, I think.  Maybe we’ll get lucky and Sam Rockwell will be around as their tech guy though.

Nope, they’ll throw her under the bus immediately. She’ll be being called a radical leftist nazi by her next church Sunday. She’ll probably have to move out of Texas entirely before lunatics burn her house down.

In this case it’s weird that it wasn’t, since that spice blend has been on store shelves for like ninety years, annual dumbfuck barrage of thinkpiece articles about Starbucks aside.

Sorta doubt some guy in a store was gonna search your reusables, that’s illegal basically anywhere in the US.  They can ask, but that’s your private property so they can either call the cops or piss off.  Just don’t try that anywhere you joined some kind of membership like Costco.  But at Wal-Mart?  Fuck that receipt…

That’s nice and I’m sure they’re nice but niceness isn’t allowed to defy the ban on vaccine mandates in your flat-ass swamp.  Then again I assume you’re cool with them pulling out because they have to.

Somehow still more useful than any given episode of Loveline.

The only things I can think of more hacky than getting up there to do the dance from Pee-Wee are

There’s still the matter of “Doctor on advice show hears obvious cry for help, responds with probably useless factoids and weird pseudoscience about pheremones.”

That’s a dwarf prince.  His dad is the King, we saw him at the end of the episode.

Trust that if it was made a federal law right now it’d just be declared unconstitutional by the same court that reversed RVW anyway.

They did say he went hunting for Sauron after the war and was killed.  Maybe not by Sauron directly, but certainly by his minions.

They’re not proto-hobbits, they’re just a type of hobbit.  In the second age the three types were a lot more separate, so while these are Harfoots, there’s also Fallohides and Stoors around.  Mostly they’re defined by what other species they’re similar to.  Harfoots are closer to humans, Fallohides to elves, and…