This guy sucks ass, don’t get me wrong, but a quick usage of the search tool will reveal that this site constantly forgets those shame bracket quotation marks around Dave Chappelle’s job title. Is that a house decision or are we only mad when “comedians” go after the cis black women?

I don’t think the fact that there hasn’t been a good Fantastic Four movie yet is a confirmation that future movies are also going to be bad. The mistakes are obvious, studios just keep making them. Here’s all they really have to do:
1. Don’t tie Doom’s origin in with the FF, it’s too busy.
2. Don’t even bother with Doom…

Almost comically too late.  There’s no way the news cycle for this movie when it eventually comes out doesn’t just start every headline with “Remember all that Hawaii stuff?”

I’m a raw tomato hater and I don’t need fixing, thanks. This reads just like my experience with beer. I don’t like beer, and I tell people that, and they’re always like “Well yeah, you probably had shitty beer. Try this fancy beer. It tastes REALLY beery” and I’m like well, you have missed the point, the thing I…

Great, we’ll check in after the following sequence of events:
1. They release Batman: Darker than Ever
2. They release the sequel Batman: Rise of a Thousand B Tier Characters
3. The sequel makes less that a billion dollars.
4.  This guy is fired and replaced, Batman: All Grits is announced.

Pee was answered in Iron Man 2.  We’re looking for the number one #2 question here.

Wasn’t King of Staten Island loosely autobiographical?  Does this guy have anything other than famous connections and navel-gazing?

I feel for her.  Part of a job’s reward structure is that later you get to put it on your resume, and another part is professional satisfaction. She can still do that, but now what does she get to point to? “Oh my breakout role was in Batgirl. Yes, the movie that some guy decided was too bad to bother with. No, it…

Sorta hope that’s just an ongoing gag for the season.  All “Was Iron Man taking dumps in that thing?” “If the Falcon suit was such an enormous success that they literally borrow his veteran ass for current missions, how come they haven’t greenlit just a bunch more of those wing backpacks already?”

So Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil, huh?

As a huge 4e fan, the last thing I want to ever see is some watered-down ass warlord in the current boring engine.  Somehow it would be even worse than they did to the other classes.

The last VTT they promised us was halted by a murder-suicide perpetrated by its developer, so yeah, hopefully that doesn’t happen again!

Lol “quit being so mean to WOTC, they suck for an entirely different reason.”

Maybe Cameron Mitchell wouldn’t have had trouble with air conditioning if he’d remember to CLOSE THE FUCKING DOORS.

Yeah.  I was also thinking of Ivan Ooze, since he had an invuln seeking fireball thing that could be performed to get out of hitstun.

Heck same with Pet Shop in competitive Jojo’s, plus just a ton of secret characters in various games.  Bans aren’t generally surprising, but there’s usually a dang good reason.  Pet Shop for example just has no low hitbox, so most of the other characters in the game can’t use any combos on him.

You should go tell Sony because they’re using her in Spider-Verse (Issa Rae is voicing her), while the MCU is pointedly not using her yet. No one is ever going to let the public see the contract but it wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that this notion that Sony has specific access to anything created in Spider-Man…

Her origin story is unrelated (it’s some Mount Wundagore radiation exposure thing I think?) but her origin is definitely related. She’s a product of that weird period where the two big publishers were saying like “Wonder Woman eh? We’ll introduce Wonder Man!” and was literally just created by Stan Lee to head DC off…

It’s not like VISA is team onlyfans or anything.  They pretty much have the same shitty policies in a lot of places.

No it wasn’t. Empire was written by Lawrence Kasdan and Leigh Brackett and directed by Irvin Kirshner. Return of the Jedi was written by Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas, and Michael Arndt and directed by Richard Marquand.

Quit mythologizing the guy, he doesn’t need it.