“They’re going to need some multiverse-bending explanation for why there are suddenly thousands of mutants in the MCU out of nowhere, after mutants were never mentioned throughout 15 years of MCU content”

Apparently one of the displays at this year’s was a man in a prison jumpsuit and MAGA hat crying in a cell to make attendees sad about jailed January 6 criminals.

It won’t!  The Aquaman 2, Black Adam, Batman 2, and Joker 2: The Musical movies are all also safe!  Guaranteeing that this plan will die before they ever even start it!

Oh man, thanks for the reminder of that CinemaSins dickwad’s little video where he boldly claimed that Civil War was going to get absolutely trashed at the box office by Dawn of Justice. 

It was originally going to be a full reboot, but Gunn likes that version of Harley and a few of the other actors.  Heck, Elba was originally supposed to just be Deadshot, but they changed him to Bloodsport in case Will Smith wanted to come back to the role later.

Can’t wait for Batman: Dawn of Six More Batman Movies.

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines.

Lol, you read my comment on how the edition war was bullshit blown out of proportion by idiots, agreed with me, and then launched into edition war bullshit. I am glad you enjoy your game, I hope it is possible that you can enjoy it without feeling smugly superior to another game you probably skipped anyway.

Lol, “Hollywood is infesting our pure and good and queer game. Now Critical Role, that collection of mostly straight Hollywood-based voice actors that already sold their story to Amazon Prime for millions so that they COULD MAKE A TV SHOW OUT OF IT, that’s pure and good.”

Careful or someone will try to make one of those wild arguments that the cast of CR count as queer because they’re nice or something.

Financially speaking D&D has been slowly rising since it started.  Every edition has outsold every previous edition, generally by very wide margins.  The notion that 5e was different or revelatory or something is just the lingering echo of a dumb internet fight that was had in like 2013.  It’s more visible because A)…

There are another 6-8 properties waiting to be announced at D23 this year. Speculation on what they are includes Armor Wars, Wonder Man, Eternals 2, Deadpool 3, The Mutants, and something for either Black Knight or the Midnight Sons.

A compelling reason to go beyond standing in lines to see trailers that will be out in a week or two anyway and standing in different lines to try and buy exclusive stormtrooper toys to flip on eBay?

Boy oh boy, it’s been too long since we got the Johnson and Hart routine of “You are a big muscle guy and I am a weak little guy” jokes that seemingly never stop.  What was that, the Jumanji reboot?

Amusingly, Jordan Peele also just reacted to some random tweet trying to build him up in a silly way.  They were all like “Can we please now acknowledge that Peele is the greatest horror filmmaker of all time?  Who else could possibly have three bangers in a row like this” and Peele responded “I love you but you need…

The Flophouse podcast has a bit they do before QA where one of them goes into a long rant about what constitutes a question and how not to do any of that other shit. Then they start the QA and don’t enforce it at all.  Every question is just three injokes and a personal anecdote. It’s equal parts pointless and…

The thing I’ve been wondering is we know that GOTG3 will be the last Guardians movie, but will it also be the last appearance of the Guardians?  Or are they going to be a part of this Kang Dynasty/Secret Wars stuff as the ensemble?

Guessing Secret Wars will take advantage of the abundance of teams that are coming into play now.  Young Avengers, Regular Avengers, Midnight Sons, Eternals, Thunderbolts, Wizards, they got a bunch.

My favorite is when they make shoutouts to random internet groups. All like “First of all I wanna extend a big “It’s yours!” from the peeps on the Brides of Loki, Fans of 311 Discord! If you’d ever like to stop by I can give you our information.”

Notably that would still not constitute a retcon.