The Flophouse podcast has a bit they do before QA where one of them goes into a long rant about what constitutes a question and how not to do any of that other shit. Then they start the QA and don’t enforce it at all.  Every question is just three injokes and a personal anecdote. It’s equal parts pointless and…

The thing I’ve been wondering is we know that GOTG3 will be the last Guardians movie, but will it also be the last appearance of the Guardians?  Or are they going to be a part of this Kang Dynasty/Secret Wars stuff as the ensemble?

Guessing Secret Wars will take advantage of the abundance of teams that are coming into play now.  Young Avengers, Regular Avengers, Midnight Sons, Eternals, Thunderbolts, Wizards, they got a bunch.

My favorite is when they make shoutouts to random internet groups. All like “First of all I wanna extend a big “It’s yours!” from the peeps on the Brides of Loki, Fans of 311 Discord! If you’d ever like to stop by I can give you our information.”

Notably that would still not constitute a retcon.

Not a retcon button.  Freshman Year just isn’t canon to the MCU.

All of these characters are supposed to be ripped.

Their TV rights are different from their movie distribution rights.  Chances are they do have Morbius.  It’s unlikely they’d actually use him, because Sony turns everything they touch to jokes, but they probably could.

If anything haunted this trailer it was Christopher Nolan-esque shitty theatrical sound design.
*LOUDEST BASS YOU’VE EVER HEARD” “Tiny whispered Habooyouevaherdosauron?”

Lol eventually one of these Star Wars TV shows is just gonna be New Hope, right?

Maybe YOU don’t. Lots of people of different problems, you know?

THE RIDDLER!

But you can have an aquarium filled with fishes. Grammatically, Legos can break either way, you can choose to ally with or stand apart from the brand here.

I dated a girl who played the Walrus at Sea World for a while, she was thrilled that no one could tell she had tits in there.

I’m sure they taste exactly like everything else that comes dripping out of the dough hose at Krispy Kreme.  Still can’t understand why people like those samey cheap little turdballs.  Go to a place called like “TK Donut” or “[Name of Neighborhood] Donut and Boba” if you want an actually good donut.

What’s ofay? Never heard it before.

The handlers have an extra job if they’re escorting Peter Pan, Gaston, or any of the princesses, which is to stop handsy adults and dispose of hotel keys.

“And while, for the most part, this is only useful for, say, making ultra-hard Super Mario Bros. levels, in the case of Ghostbusters, it’s also allowed folks to give a beloved character the spotlight he deserves.”

Michael Cera being a stand-in for oppressed people.

Love how this comment aged as Wanda was revealed to not exactly be exonerated by her actions in Westview.  Especially love how there’s also a contingent of people who thing Multiverse of Madness was bad specifically because Westview DID exonerate her so how is she a bad guy now?  Like, did no one watch the post credit…