My childhood ice cream truck sold gliders.  So it was gliders.

Just let us have Captain America vs. The Serpent Society like they teased so long ago.  It’s actually great you guys.

Personally, jokes aside, I don’t want it to all be canon because I don’t want that version of Hellcat when we could have a fun one, or that version of Nuke when we could have a fun one, or that version of Bullseye when we could have one that properly lacks any sort of backstory.  Bullseye is best when literally…

Lol you think you found the one guy in the world that hasn’t heard of Journey to the West or some shit, that’s awesome.  No, I’m saying it’s hilarious to say “comparing this thing inspired by Son Wukong to this other thing inspired by Son Wukong is cringe.”  They’re both pulled from the same source!  It’s fine.  Anime…

“That thing I remember kids doing 10 years ago is probably still happening right? Who are you? Are you stealing my medications?”

So they could have predatory underpaid jobs driving food to boomer houses?

Ah, so it isn’t funny anymore.  Neat how cleanly that happens.

Yeah, when you find someone that wants it to be federally illegal for Chappelle to do whatever horseshit he’s doing, you go ahead and dig this speech back up out of the trash. As it stands you know full well everyone just wants him to know he’s doing horseshit and wish he’d stop.

Hey you leave Tom Petty outta this.  Also Mary Jane’s Last Dance and Something in the Air are bangers.

If they want to even sort of hurt sweet Elden’s feelings, they’ll answer to us all.  Ducks flock together, and Disney would be wise to remember.

No way, 100% canon. I choose to believe that Black Mariah was briefly an employee of the state department, making it extra sad that she lost a son when her daughter would turn out to be a supervillain that I think makes werewolf juice or something?

Well it’s not Ibsen.

Oh wait.

Yeah, he’s nothing at all like the monkey jinchuriki, who notably is named... hold on I gotta look this up... Son Goku.

Love the “How can anyone possibly expect to live up to Wesley Snipes’ perfect Blade performance” paired with a picture of him in the movie he was so antagonistic towards that they allegedly had to CGI his eyes open in one scene.

Crazy way to admit you haven’t watched those Raimi Spider-Man movies in a while.  Dunst is great but MJ in those is awful.  Just a constant rescue target who spends 90% of her screen time screaming directly at the camera and the other 10% screaming at by far the most milquetoast of the Peters.  I know everyone seems…

“The press notes indicate that Kusijanović has relocated from Dubrovnik to New York, so perhaps we’ll see her working with larger budgets and more mainstream stars on a next project.”

Cool, whatever keeps him from lurking around comic book movie sets, competing with Wil Wheaton to see who can be the king of the least relevant, most hyped throne.

The show already said it once, we got a silly computer simulation and everything.  I can think of other stuff I’d rather see added than a fairly obvious statement we saw last episode repeated.

She probably knows as well as that Red Dagger guy that if she gives Najma the bangle she’s basically destroying this dimension.

Probably “They can be as long as you want, but they have to meet our standards of quality and also hit the following budget targets” has a lot to do with that.