That plate isn’t kosher anyway, it also has sturgeon caviar. Since sturgeon lack scales, their flesh and eggs are treif. Might as well go nuts.

Wait so a cop, an orc, and a little elf girl with a wand have to keep the wand from the bad guys? Does Bright only have the one storyline? Are we next going to get one about how a cop, an orc, and a little elf girl with a wand have to keep the wand from the bad guys but it’s Regency England?

LEGO Batman already happened, as it turns out.

I saw Shang-Chi at a drive in, which seemed like a decent and safe compromise and came with the bonus that I could eat really good pizza while watching.

“Is this movie any good? Please note that I haven’t seen it but already think it isn’t good before answering.”

So buy two copies of the most expensive stuff.  Thanks!  Life hacked!

Scheer was also on 30 Rock as Kenneth’s villainous nemesis page, so the show serves as a fun reunion (or prequel I don’t know which came first).

This week when we have an honest to god Dark Souls/Pumpkin spice joke delivered by a character that is a carbon copy of what Penny Arcade was 16 years ago?  Weird timing on that flex.

Jumping spiders don’t spin webs though.

The equivocation Captain, it’s off the charts!

There’s a bunch of answers to that but they’re all speculative.  Maybe he came to Earth to investigate what killed Ebony Maw and Cull Obsidian and found them and the wreckage of Strange, etc, since Wasp and Spidey weren’t sticking around to roll bodies.  Then he just gets the time stone of the goo pile and gets bit…

Okoye says that Wakanda is the last surviving bastion of un-zombied humanity. Thanos is a zombie. He wants to get in there and infect/eat all those pure humans. If he’s there to do stone stuff too that’s one thing, but my guess would be that he had the five stones when he got bit, after all, he sent Ebony Maw and Cull…

Because he’s a zombie and Wakanda is where the most non-zombie people are. He may still want to snap the universe, but more than that he wants to eat people and make zombies.

Finally you too can look like you have a bag of skittles taped to your chin.

I hope the “change in production” is literally corp-speak for “Lorde isn’t playing here anymore, that’s a change in the production.”

Oh god I hope Gedde Watanabe is okay.

No, just Don Rickles, Carrie Fisher, Robin Williams, Phyllis Diller, Shelley Berman, David Brenner, Taylor Negron, George Carlin, and Billy the Mime (he knows why).

Honestly I was wondering why he’d release some conciliatory statement and then shoot himself in the foot at the end until I remembered that Lil’ Baby and DaBaby are two different guys.

Weird choices since all the Blart films have been theatrical releases.  If we’re worried about the company that Apocalypse Now has previously kept, your hypothetical is already a sad reality.