Not to humblebrag or anything but I want a guide for how to have it your... second time.

Man I’m old as the hills and played every edition and that one is a game of telephone between two people that hated each other and themselves and one of them also hated anyone who wasn’t an old white dude. All the Arneson shit is this somewhat functional little lists that fall apart in practice, all the Gygax stuff is…

THAC0?  What is this, 2002?  Think they’re like listening intently to the Spice Girls and only watching the first X-Men movie?

No, I’m sad about it!  The remaster was actually awesome.  It was removed from all digital retail stores back in 2019 because of some license expiring. 

The answer to that is such a deliberate and articulated NO that it actually reaches into your game console and cancels the existence of the remaster too.

The sins of Paul
1. Assiging a challenge to bake American pies, heading right to the cameras and announcing he hates American pies and the bakers had better make British pies.
2. Acknowledging that rainbow flags are a pride thing, attempting to claim them for the NHS instead.
3. Telling Ugne that peanut butter and jelly…

Featuring Emma Stone as Nani!

Unbelievable isn’t a scale.  Either you can believe something or you can’t.  If there’s a path to it being possible, it’s believable.  If there is not, it’s not believable.  You might mean to use the term “likely?”

Hey you’re the one who tried to bring in some paleontology at the end, it looked like “a wolf that’s only slightly larger than now-extinct species and really not that much larger than wolves that roam the Earth today” I think?

If you didn’t want a science answer you shouldn’t have asked a halfway to science question. …

I mean, yes.  Even if you scale up a wolf to horse size it wouldn’t be a useful mount.  They don’t have the centuries of horse-breeding that left horses able to carry a human.  A wild wolf, even if magically tamed and eight feet high at the shoulder, would still snap like a branch at the weight of an armored guy on…

It doesn’t really matter how big you make a canine, they’ll always make bad mounts because of their spine angle and relatively fragile bones. Heck, it took forever for horses to be able to. For the first 1500 years of horsemanship, it was all chariot pulling, because horses weren’t bred strong enough yet to support a…

I mean, it’s a situation where a MAGA chud took his hat off in a public place, so you know it’s a farce.

Too late, basically.  The first two movies already killed all the goodwill that Rowling herself accidentally left standing.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Easily! Murray Head is also a prat who can’t see past the edges of his island especially well. Otherwise he’d have noticed that the country changed names 45 years before he wrote the song.

Actually wait I can’t defend that point, I only know when that song charted, he might have written it in 1938. Now, he was born in…

What the hell? That’s a rocked up Flash Man stage theme from Mega Man II! That’s wild.

Is Clueless Hero just an RPG version of Love Is?  Like, there’s no joke ever.

A KS for a board game based on Darkest Dungeons just wrapped up where the “send me all the parts” pledge totalled 330 bucks, and that sucker raised five million dollars.  Kickstarter is an incredible engine for separating money from dorks.

I have the same hatred for impressions of his voice for sure.  I am more likely to hit the skip button on podcasts when they start doing Trump jokes than when they start doing Meundies ads.  I get it, very best people, bigly, pee pee tapes.  It’s just never worth it.

I thought we were mad at him over being an asshole about basketball game entrances or something.