Your username spelled Ken M wrong.

Well, that just about wraps up my internet browsing at work today.

Wait. That’s not the new portrait on the $20 bill? I’m so confused now.

I can confirm that not only was the Aston not completely covered in rust before/after Doug’s Weinermobile joyride in Minneapolis; the monsoon that shortly followed his meet-up took care of any salt that may have been left.

Let’s be real here. Any time any article is tagged “Los Angeles Rams”, Kinja automatically populates the title field with “Rams lose”.

Just think how much you could mess with the visiting team just by shifting the position of the scoring lines ever so slightly after any full court animations.

Samsung owning hospitals is just smart cost management to deal with the influx of patients into their burn centers.

I live in Big Ten country, and my best friend (and I’m the best man in his wedding) is a Huskers fan, so tomorrow will be rough.

Hold on, I have to channel my inner Magary:

Can we take a moment to comment on the stupidity of incorporating a QR code into an ad that is likely to be seen while driving? That’s just inviting someone to drive into the back of a truck.

There’s a higher degree of variation of water insensitivity with regard to raising cattle for dairy or beef compared to almonds/almond milk. The insensitivity comes more from the crops needed to feed livestock than the direct raising of cattle themselves, and the general ethos of the farmer as well (factory farm…

All of that, plus each carton of almond milk only has the equivalent of a few handfuls of almonds in the carton.

Yeah, but the headphone jack doubles as an exhaust port for the explodey bits, much like the driver-facing part of a steering wheel is for Takata products.

Someone fetch Goodell a fainting couch, because he would never.

Just gonna put this out there, but that blown out tire looks stance ready.

COTD.

Goddamn this is good Kinja. +1.

Minneapolitan here. C.J. is a long standing hack that does more of a disservice to the newspaper of record in the Twin Cities than any benefit she’s ever provided.

Minnesotan here — it should probably be mentioned that C.J. is a pretty low-effort hack that would fit in more with the “She wore that to the beach?!?” trash articles you see in grocery store tabloids than holding a position of any sort of respect with the newspaper of record in the Twin Cities.

Sick burn. +1