What’s so much more powerful about some sea bass on a digital scale compared to the tears I shed every morning in the bathroom?

Shit. With a colon, serial commas and a pair of em dashes, all this sentence needs is a parenthetical to become fully self-aware.

All of that, and considering Reno’s proximity to some very large metropolitan areas make it about as desirable as you could imagine for server farms.

Why is my McFlurry extra watery? This isn’t supposed to be happening.

Reporting from the front lines here in Minnesota: Twitter and Facebook are a thing of beauty right now. It’s truly fantastic.

For those of us who care not about book spoilers, are unlikely to see the play, and will likely be accompanying their HP-obsessed significant other to each and every midnight opening of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Part(s) I-XL; I’d like to know.

Its fitting that Magary was probably finishing his Packers season preview when this happened, right?

I feel the uncanny resemblance between Captain Obvious and Harry Metcalfe bears mentioning.

This is the correct answer. +1

Goddamn, that nod by the catcher while he’s cleaning the plate.

Straps not on sides. Directions unclear.

I bought The Division specifically because of the content droughts. I’d love to see this game push Bungie, even it means i have to go back to Game Stop and pick it up again used.

Exactly what I was thinking. +1

Oh, I’m not concerned about Civil War, but the lead up to it is going to be brutal. That said, I no longer live in Eugene, so I don’t get nearly as good of coverage unless i actively seek it out — its the downside of living in Big Ten country.

Goddamn, the ulcers I’ll have by the time Civil War shows up are just going to be brutal.

Just reading this random cop’s post on reddit made me want to go hug my kid immediately. Just depressing.

M’lady.

I remember reading an informal AMA from a cop that had to sort through a suspect’s collection once; and he said it was the worst month or so of his life, and and it took him a long time to more or less recover. Worse that he had kids of his own too.

My guess is these kayaker’s shorts had more in common with a certain French race walker’s than they’d care to admit.

My dad has a ‘76 that’s being restored at this moment. Considering my sister and I completely ruined the paint job “washing and waxing” it as kids, shortly after the grill/nose performed an emergency amputation on a deer; I’m anxious to see the finished product.