One of the best shows I've ever attended: Servotron, Delta 72, and At the Drive In. 1998 or so. AMAZING.

I'd be content to be able to write a song half as good as "Hey Jealousy"

On a bagel or toast, it's pretty great. Add a slice or two of tomato and you've got a meal.

I guess part of what makes this happy is playing off the beat of the terrible drum track?

Follow EyePatchGuy on twitter. The column lives on, with a different name, though I think it's shopping for a new home.

I can't believe I used to like these guys.

Yes, this is pretty much "How to Clean Everything"

Where'd you get that awesome picture for your avatar?

Ketchup is for french fries. Sweet relish is for the trashcan.

Well, there were like 10 seasons of the Cosby Show….

East Bay? C'mon, NOFX is from SoCal. That's why bands that sound like them are often called SoCal Punk. Now if this was an article about Crimpshrine….

From Denton, TX's best band named after swine:

Derf's "Punk Rock and Trailer Parks," while not a historical telling, is a great foray back in time into the Akron scene.

I was about 10 or 11 in that era. Around my school yard, Poison was OK, but Bon Jovi was super gay.

Don't slouch on "Rock Candy" by Montrose.

"Out ta get me" gets the Skip from me most of the time.

I don't think swooping in for one episode makes up for the fact that Jess spent a good time treating Rory like crap, was emotionally unavailable, and may have tried to sexually assault her at that party. Plus, he didn't even have the balls to tell her he loved her during the graduation episode. Didn't even say a…

Agreed. I feel like ASP ran the show into a ditch in Season 6, and handed the keys over: "here, you get it out of this."

Right, we all know it's like raaaaiiiin on your wedding day.

RFTC also brought some legitimacy to Vagrant around the same time as these two records.