You just reminded me of this old chestnut from the interwebs.

It’s the first time a church group ever left a decent tip!

So wedding selfies would be in addition to the professionally-taken wedding photographs?

Okay, I haven’t been to a wedding in decades, but are wedding photographers no longer A Thing? Has selfie culture driven that profession into extinction?

Those are pretty.

THIS is why I am still amazed that after about a decade in the bar/restaurant biz, I am not a convicted murderer.

<whispering>

I would also like to say that on Friday my account was hacked, those are not my words.

She looks like a coked-out Michael Jackson in that picture to me.

The Sopranos is crucial to watch because absolutely everything about it is problematic. It’s filled with characters who are fully human, three-dimensional. Some of them are completely depraved, others are almost salvageable, but all of them do both terrible things and decent things.

Maybe she’s tossing you some money too!

May Lakshmi bring Ms. Schoenfeld lots and lots of lawsuit money.

You have just furnished me with the perfect opportunity to link to the best song ever written about Mies.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if it happened to all of us on our birthdays? Even though I would have to wait several months?

I love a good cioppino, but I am wondering if it would be more appropriately classified as a stew. I think goulash is stew, too.

Bingo. Hamilton County. Serious, deeply historically embedded problems with racism.

Oh, it is so good! It’s like a lobster bisque, except with crab.

That’s definitely a BCO favorite!

Just make sure you put the Ziploc in a bubble mailer. Then we should be good.

Why don’t you send me a bowl, and I will make sure it qualifies! ;)