And there you have the problem with “ironic racism.” You may be intending to make fun of “actual racists,” but to the person on the receiving end of your comments, it can be no different than if they’d gotten those same comments from an actual redneck. I mean, honestly, what is the difference? Whether you’re mocking…

If you have no reason not to believe Jen Kirkman, you have no reason not to believe her when she says she thinks there’s nothing to the rumors.

40th time: there are no “sexual misconduct allegations that have been made against CK himself.” The occasional Gawker-y element slipping in around here is a bummer.

I met David Cross at a house party in either the late 90s or early 2000s, and he was a bit of an Asshole, but I had the same first thought as you. Also, me pestering him to say “Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie” probably didn’t help.

You really live up to your screen name.

Kevin Smith is not a great filmmaker, but he has always tried—with varying degrees of success—to feature women in really positive, and semi-progressive ways in his films. You should pretty much always be on their side in his movies. So, this feels really earned, at least.

Why tongue? It’s readily available from a deli but not anything one would mistake for a sincere gift of food (although tongue is good eatin’).

She’s untethered from the physical laws of time and space now. There’s no way we’re fearing her enough.

I initially read this as “more reasons to love and fear Carrie Fisher,” which I think is equally applicable.

Classy, badass, and scary as fuck. That’s my Princess Leia

In case you needed more reasons to love and miss Carrie Fisher.

Should I be worried that Jason’s 13 point scale makes sense to me?

Who would’ve guessed “Louche stoner” was the part Danson was born to play?

Hope so. She’s great, as is Ted. I can’t get enough of “The Good Place.” He makes that show. He was also amazing on “Bored to Death.” Hope I’m not the only one who remembers it and loved it.

I mean, I’m happy for you, but if it was really 2017 I could’ve ordered it online.

unboxing videos. oh how the mighty have fallen

I hate bank heists. They’re gritty and violent and it gets everywhere.

Comment sorting is even more important. Depending on how old or new a story was and how many or how few comments there were, I was prone to using all three settings on Disqus, newest, oldest or best.

Another vote from me for “It ended perfectly.” That scream..and is there anything more terrifying than Sarah Palmer calling our Laura’s name? (Okay, maybe “Gotta light” or “This is the water...” but that’s all)