Not only did he field the ball after the shortstop threw it away, he tagged third base as well. I think the Ori0les should sign him to a contract.

Obnoxious little shit grows up to be obnoxious big shit

1/2/94: Never forget!

Geez. Deep cut. Have a star because, darnit, I really liked those movies.

HuffPost says it might be over unpaid legal bills. What a shock that would be.

my favorite part of that gif is heyward running in just to point out which direction the brewers were running.

Weird. I was just telling people last night that I am planning to go as El DeBarge for Halloween this year. Honestly, I just want an excuse to tote a boombox around in a wagon playing 80s music while my kids get candy.

The day that Mark Fucking Sanford became anything resembling a moderate is the day words stopped meaning anything.

You know, as much as I despise Yankees fans, I just can’t wish that horror on them.

Michael Avenatti, who refuses to shut up ever

Elect Teachout.

Come on state charges!

That’s all you think about lying fuck.

I’m afraid I automatically have to side with Paul’s neighbor, based on Paul’s Libertarian politics and his Resting Asshole Face.

It said the disagreement over yard debris dates back to September 2017, when Paul piled a 10-foot-wide (3-meter-wide) stack of limbs onto a spot near Boucher’s property.

Except it’s Schindler’s List 2: Holocaust Boogaloo. God, it’s like IMDB isn’t right there.

I’ve never watched Schindler’s List.

No, it’s Schindler’s List 2: The Quickening. Everyone knows that

Even Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo?

“‘Anything’ 2, Electric Boogaloo” always gets a star from me. Anything.