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Syphilitic Scalia Says
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Just be glad he didn’t start thinking about Ivanka part way through the tweet and pivoted to talked about her nipples and hymen.

That one has been around for quite a while in conservative circles. 

He couldn’t spell “apostrophe” correctly. The iPhone he uses most likely has autocorrect turned off so it doesn’t confuse his feeble brain. 

Pence is afraid of a perforated bowel. Coward. 

As a swim dad to a middle school swimmer who has been on both summer swim and school year swim team for many, many years, the first thing that comes to mind is...

Dan Scavino, Trump’s in house social media guy, tweeted yesterday that the president “was treated like a Rock Star”

(Prince Harry mic drop gif)

Trump: “I hate all forms of Supremacy....white supremacy...black supremacy...Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme...Diana Ross and The Supremes [snorts a bump of crushed up Adderal] SAD!”

Listen Kobitch, if I want videos about fantasy, I’ll go to Pornhub. No way I’m taking anything a racist jar of racist mayonnaise like you say at face value. 

You were saying?

So the horse he was planning on fucking/being fucked by died, eh? So sad. 

Yup. With Gawker gone I’m back to zero. 

They should invite Joey PissMouth instead. 

Reminds me of this. 

No one with an IQ above day old toast believes a word said by Sean “Date Rapist #4” Hannity.

Jim Gilmore has the eyes you see on someone with mental retardation.

I hope a staffer spit in her food. 

“Semi-comatose canned ham and daughter of dead Senator with anger management issues opened her fat mouth on TV today and said...”

He wouldn’t be the first. He’d join Dennis Hastert, Roy Moore, Mark Foley, and the rest in that long line of pedophilia enthusiasts in the old GOP.