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Syphilitic Scalia Says
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Yeah, Corey. We had to listen to 8 years of “Not My President” from petulant conservatives.

I think this is the most awesome picture in the history of photography. If you put everyone in this picture in a barrel and rolled the barrel downhill, there’d always be a vicious dunce on top. (By the way, does Omarosa really have business cards that say, “The Honorable Omarosa”? Please tell me that’s true.) My

Man, fuck this asshole. 

Well there is a murderer sitting at the table.

Can we get two large black men to follow Skip Bayless everywhere and argue the nuances of racial justice?

OJ would never want to engage like this. He has lead a conflict free life.

Not using a condom and knocking up* my ex wife.

+ 1 uncomfortable white panelist

maybe he’ll be president some day.

Hmm, usually Lewis does really well with Sharpe points.

Ray Lewis says so many words yet says nothing.

“You can’t do ifs in our business.”

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

Why the fuck was he here? GET OUT OF MY CITY, ASSHOLE!

This story is now on ABC World News Tonight.

I have no idea, but it probably wasn’t much. Fox news slobs that micro knob like they are on a casting couch video

He ignored the guy three times but it finally got to be too much. This won’t be the last time he would’ve been better opting for a quadruple bypass.

Im surprised he actually did anything before scarfing down those nachos.

It’s a weird way to start Lake Placid 5, but whatever, I’ll watch it.