I call them executive boner-us, because everybody but them is getting it up the ass without lube.

BTW, is this the plant South Carolina lured because it’s unions are so moribund, there? Congrats, you servile SOBs. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

What are you talking about? Trump has a detailed job creation plan for America. Here’s the whole thing:

The Kia (?) in front of the camera car was on the brakes before the Sentra even started rebounding across the lane. Not too bad.

In some states, “I felt threatened” is enough.

“I kicked the car because I feared for my life.” Motorcycle guy after he talks to a lawyer, probably.

+ “I Dial 3-5-7" license plate

High-end putting greens are REALLY expensive, often costing millions of dollars each, with 18 per course. Beyond messing up the grass which is meticulously maintained, you might risk damaging the drainage systems underneath.

No it’s pretty much against the written rules of any golf course that provides carts. Most courses have actual signs near the greens that tell you to keep your cart away.

The weight of the cart can flatten out the grass a bit and mess with how putts roll. It ain’t cool.

Yes, it was weird watching a video of a golf cart in motion where nobody fell out or it tipped over.

I’d prefer a mulligan on the election. (I mean, not me personally since I voted for the candidate who wasn’t an obvious complete and utter shithead in every possible way.)

Meh. If the “President” won’t bother to work, why should anyone else?

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Double or nothing he eats it

50 bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose....

His clubs? No.

Honestly surprised it wasn’t a jacked up F250 rollin’ coal while doing donuts around the pin. That would have played well with his base.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

It’ll probably be 2/2 because that’s as high as he can count.