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“Hey Greenie.”

Whaddaya think’s in the Subway?

“They are marvelous actors on set,” said another ESPN on-air staffer”

Subway: where winners (and these two wastes of space) eat.

Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

So which one wore a MAGA hat to work a year ago?

Joe Buck agrees.

“Works for me” — Luke Russert.

Or as Steve Czaban calls them, “Same and Samer.”

I beg to differ

That is a crazy coincidence that Golic’s son was able to be qualified enough to do the same job as his dad with almost no experience.   Sorry experienced broadcasters, get better genes.

There’s only one Jake in my life...

“The chicks are packed!!!”

I was thinking of this gang. (Yes, I know, I’m showing my age.)

Yes sir. There’s about a 100% chance that, in the near future, the President of the United States is, without a shred of evidence, going to accuse a former First Lady of murder and ask why isn’t it being investigated.

Well, he did get her off that fancy website and all..

With the way things currently are in there, he might class up the place.

So now Chuck Johnson is taking a shit on the floor of the White House?