There are records for the IV stuff. The positive PED tests have been reported, but all those records are sealed because of the settled defamation suit.

So are you going to tell us the four banned things he receieved [sic]?

USADA: We’re going to allow this. Any objections?
Pacquiao: [can’t raise hand]

[reading morning paper]

“I did not receive ivy or say ‘lean’ after the weigh-ins.”

TL;DR

A goddamn monkey could manage this team better. Not a smart monkey, either. Like a severely retarded monkey hooked on heroin. With no fucking thumbs.

“You just look stupid”

What a dipshit.

“Go fuck yourselves, the lot of you—you sad, attention grabbing, power-hungry little men. Do not use our music or my voice for your moronic charade of a campaign.”—Michael Stipe

(Realization that Matt Williams is an idiot + wasted summer + wasted money) x blood alcohol level= sad man w/bag on his head

Trader Joe’s would prefer to not be associated with dog shit.

Oh god Ditka and Trump? A collective cheer is heard from every Monte Carlo SS on the south side of Chicago.

“Uh, so why is the steering wheel on the other side? You a postal worker?”

Yup. She’s a DINO (Democrat In Name Only).

Yes, Dixiecrat is still a thing, somehow.

Leave it to Ditka to trade it all away for a loser.

Carly Fiorina is trying to enlist Curt Schilling, as they both know how to destroy a business.

I get that feeling with the Redskins, but why that animosity towards the Nats/Wizards? Particularly from a Caps fan given their record of fucking up things given on a silver platter.

Speaking of the JesusWarrior’s job. Not only has she it been issuing marriage licenses, but she’s been out for a bit on “personal business”. Does she get paid? Is she using PTO? Has anyone talked about that aspect? I'm fascinated by the HR minutia here because my PTO is my precious.