To be fair, I’ve always wondered what his handicap is.

It is, after all, a term of honor and request. I will contract a high-powered PR firm to create a grassroots website that explains the history of “dipshit”.

Yeah, it’s 510-300-xxx, but I’m guessing it won’t work because I am in the hills in a place with very bad service, but please feel free to try!

“Even I think that guy is an enormous dick.”

I have a feeling he’s going to ask Kevin about painting his daughter’s room.

If only the dumb dumbs who pay to go watch the Redskins lose every week knew the rest of us are having more fun for free laughing at how pathetic the whole organization is.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

I’m a non-NFL fan living in the DMV and I love Redskins dysfunction more than just about anything else.

You are the Pheidippides of our time.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

or, as some might even say, an Indian burn!

Honestly, do you have any idea how much this is going to cost me?

Siding with his beloved franchise quarterback once again, Redskins owner Dan Snyder accepted the explanation that an intern had indeed made the embarrassing public error. Rather than fire or publicly chastise the student worker, however, Snyder seized the opportunity to create a dose of positive press for his…

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

Mister Belding, is that you?

Chicken cacciatore.

Based on the size in his hand I assumed it was an iPhone 4.

The analog network those things used shut down in 2008, so if Snyder was using one, he’d just be talking to himself. Which in many ways seems quite fitting.