This isn’t the first time there’s been a big fight in Philadelphia that involved two guys kissing.

This happened in Philly, not Detroit.

Since this happened in Philly, contained a shocking twist, and was kind of meandering and boring, I’m going to assume it’s the latest film from M. Night Shyamalan.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

I have been a Redskins fan for 30 years now. The issue with the team IS Snyder. As long as he has the team, HE will be the issue. All the personnel listed above have been hired by Snyder. When are our Redskins fan going to learn, the problem IS Snyder. He hires people he wants to control. Snyder will not hire a strong…

“They’re not saying boooo, they’re saying...ummm...shit, I got nothin’.”

Browns’ crucial third preseason game, the one that traditionally most resembles the regular season

I know you can’t discuss the specifics, but did the Brown make you a fair offer?

Agreed that we should stay away from that joke, just because it isn’t all that clever. But if folks around here start to get all sensitive about bagging on a spoiled douchebag who never had a chance at being a decent NFL QB, well, that sucks.

What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in da marnin’?

“As [offensive coordinator John DeFilippo] talked about, sometimes when a guy drops the elbow and has that three-quarter release, it’s going to put a little bit more pressure on the elbow than it is on the shoulder.”

Take solace in the fact that sports radio consistently sucks the same kinda ass all over this planet.

Before any of you assholes make the case that alcohol can numb the pain, just remember that Johnny already drank all the booze in Cleveland.

Just like the real Jesus.

Good question

Dying old ladies can be fucking idiots too.

How much of a loser do you have to be to donate money to help the richest player in the NFL fight a suspension?

Please help the millionaires. For just $1,000,000, your favorite athlete can enjoy a free council for something equally as stupid.

Talk about the antithesis to sensationalist journalism...

(7) That's Eli Manning, who could have provided more field level pictures of the fight, but he spent the entire time trying to get a selfie with the Candlestick scoreboard