What about car bombs? *ducks*

No loss for football fans. I'm not sure Mixon even understands the basics of football. I mean, it sounds like he hit this girl after blocking his own cock.

One of my players punched and knocked out a woman. Oh thank god I was worried it might be something that would hurt his eligibility like free tattoos.

+ 2 games

You should probably use the complete name on first reference. "Mixon" doesn't cut it, even if his full name is in the photo above.

A Norman restaurant??? Oh my gosh are we really gonna start looking into peoples' pasts to find out what they did 900 years ago??? SMDH.

Usually it's the Sooner players who lay down after getting hit in the mouth.

"And not just for her own safety."

"Then I guess she needs to stop hanging around with homosexuals."

The Jets are just happy Quarterback Mark is gone.

Given the state of the Jets' franchise, the logical choice is Proctologist Dave.

Sean Newell: [fap, fap, fap]

Carter: Holy shit! It works! I feel nothing!

he put the bucket way too far back back back

A nice change from all the hot water ESPN talking heads have found themselves in lately.

Seems like she was the only adult in the room, though.

ESPN won't boot him. This is a network that still employs Chris Broussard despite his years of public awfulness.

Add it to the list of corrections Fox & Friends needs to make.

"Ok, thanks for being on the show, Mo'Ne. You really seem like one of the good ones."