To repay you, Terrance West just drafted your wife on his fantasy team

If Terrance West doesn't want to keep getting unsolicited explicit images, maybe he can add an IP-blocking feature, a tiered-contacts policy with unvetted messages appearing as gray, or block images entirely.

This won't be the last time a browns rookie advances will be intercepted.

If you're the kind of guy who drives drunk, wears the same pair of jeans for three straight days, and can't remember how a bag of cocaine got into those jeans, it's possible that you are the owner of a NFL team.

Hey! Not always true!

my best friend's sister-in-law makes $77 /hour selling cocaine to Ryan Malone. She has been unemployed for 6 months but last month her income was $20874 just selling bags of cocaine to a semi-conscious amnesiac Ryan Malone every day

You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

The police were certainly complicit in letting his killer walk free.

Maybe people should read them though. They will tell you a lot about the social and political context in which this is all taking place. Ignoring them is to ignore a big part of the problem.

There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys. Guns aren't for black people, either.

Jesus Christ.

* Use as template for oncoming barrage of resignation letters at gawker media.

Because she's the mastermind behind all the GIFs posted on the Gawker sites?

And make sure to toss in a kitten GIF.

PLEASE LET THEM KNOW VIA AN ANONYMOUS BURNER ACCOUNT, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR!!

I've lived in Chicago but hate the Cubs. Fun town. So really you can have cake and eat it too.

NOT IF YOU IS A KFC ADDICT LIKE ERIC !!!!

That was funny as hell. Although, truth be told, Boston Market gravy is pretty high quality compared to KFC.

hey man !!! you tryin to cut mah KFC graveh with shitty Boston Market graveh !!!! ????

bet it wasnt this dude :