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Since all the national monuments are closed because of the Trump Shutdown, does this mean that Trump is homeless?

This bears repeating:

So “Raise High” was not referring to Nero’s erection around the basketball players? 

I’m not sure how much it costs. These guys may know.

“Hell is cheering for a hedge fund manager because, hey, at least he isn’t a racist grab-asser!” That we know of. 

This is rather surprising for Donald “perpetually half staff” Trump.

“Well I guess his problems...didn’t all go up in vape smoke.”

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I would bet real money that Jim Jordan has touchy issues in his past and either engaged in it while the coach (and is sweating rn that those victims don’t step forward) or at least got his rocks off on it.

Rep. Jim Jordan reviewed this article, realized it did not mentioned young college aged male wrestlers, and then sadly zipped up his fly.

She should have grabbed those cops by their pussy! 

Oh my!

Which one of these shitty teams has the most egregious flopping by their players? 

C’mon folks. He was just trying to see how many crab legs she had stuffed down there.

I was there for taping. Watching Stewart curb stomp Carlson is probably one of those moments I will never forget as long as I live.

She abandoned him at six because she knew what type of piece of shit he’d turn out to be.

Holy shit those are some fat Nazis. I guess the Gestapo no longer has height or weight requirements. 

But that would be so uncivil...

Somebody should have hit her with a chair.