Unlimited crappy U2 albums?

Damn. Take your star.

Christ, it seems she has inherited her Daddy’s brain cancer. Tots and Pears.

Whatever happened to the Right Wing “journalist”/gay male porn star that used to show up at Bush II pressers? I’d bet you that he is available.

At 72, I doubt it works without several little blue pills. Melanie, can you confirm?

The irony is that Trump changed the channel when Donj was being introduced at the beginning of the segment.

Test that dog for PEDs.

So did I!

It is not but it is on Hulu.

In Virginia, two-time former statewide candidate and friend to white supremacists everywhere Corey Stewart won the GOP’s Senate nomination in a primary on Tuesday.

Piling up bunches of sticks in the yard. I guess it answers the age old question: What is that thing on top of Paul’s head? It turns out it is a beaver. Rand Paul is part beaver.

Rolli from FX is at it again.

Micronesia -“We finally have a shot!”

“Buy that airline. Don’t change the interior.” -Donald Trump

Oh, the cars with the carpet are still very much in service.

“Everything’s coming up URINE!”

“Hi I’m Levi Tillemann. Welcome to Jackass.”

“The porn chicks on pornhub seem to enjoy it so much I should give it a try...”

“Unindicted co-conspirator” perhaps?

Trump will finally have a reason to hire this guy.