Charlie Kirk approves

This sounds like a teaser before the Oscar’s for the Don Jr. and Eric Trump movie.

When my son was a toddler, I couldn’t wait until the day came that he finally wore these. I now find myself anxiously waiting for our President to do the same.

“He sees you when you’re sleepin’
He knows when you’re a wake
He knows if you’ve been committing tax evasion, bank fraud, money laundering, and conspiring against the United States”

How the fuck can they possibly think there’s some conspiracy against them?!

I wonder if Biden refers to Pence as “horse fucker” when talking to his family.

“Cares for” = One, maybe two pumps (since she is family and all) and then he’d toss her aside like she is another sex trophy.

Pence would just say “Enough of these. Now, where is the horse that is going to fuck me.”

Hart was even harsher in an interview with the Associated Press. “It was like talking to a toddler,” she said.

Maybe it was “Wacky Tacky Day” at the school when Trump showed up and well...he is influenced by the last thing he has seen...

It wasn’t until now that I realized that Cillizza was the inspiration for Buster Bluth on Arrested Development. You know Chris has some Mother Boy trophies in his closet at home.

His fucked up teeth would’ve ripped her nips to shreds.

So which WH intern drew the short straw to have to explain to Trump that “feckless” is not a synonym for “creampie.” Because once Trump starts thinking about his daughter and vulgar slang for vagina..... “Oh Hopey!” 

Well, he is a midget with jug handle ears, so sucking is all he is probably good at.

Sessions is more like the “dog murdering/overtly racist” Boy Scout than the “help out your community/befriend the foreign exchange student at school” Boy Scout.

And with that reference, Michael Rooker finally gets his wings.

Part of him thinks it is something he wants to do to Ivanka.

Happy Birthday Rudy!

So the meth has some benefits. Good to know.

Guys, guys, guys...cut her some slack, will ya? One day soon she’ll be arrested for collusion with the Russian’s and Jared will have the moniker “flight to avoid prosecution” attached to his name as he flies to Israel or Dubai, never to return. So Daddy’s little sexual fantasy will first hand experience the joy of…