#pisspuppet

“Mainstream media”

Ribs smothered in Tussin. That would’ve some wicked mud butt.

(Six is thinking) “If they put that fucking kiss cam on us there will be hell to pay. Who do they think I am? Some bitch in heat?”

I guess Intercourse, PA is considered a much smaller market, eh?

That’s a hot (cheese) take right there.

Jury-rigged is a take on the French “le jour” or “for the day” while Jerry-rigged is a take on the French for “out the ass.”

How is this not cross posted to TruckYeah!

Wait until you hear the sounds he makes when he is traded to Cleveland in the off season!

I look forward to not seeing him regurgitate this on his show “Any Given Wednesday.”

“This video shows some of the scene, though none of the head-banging.”

Oh sure, deny climate change is real. Then explain how this Panda at the San Diego Zoo got to make a snowman! -Drunk Al Gore at the office Xmas party.

Michael Irvin Panda loves to play in it!

How soon is now?

Leia in R1 was played by a Real Doll.

Wait...there was a Jets game on Saturday?

Houston is still Texas, right? ‘Nuff said.

Joe Jackson should have won the Grammy for “Steppin Out.”

Apparently James Cameron will be incorporating game footage into his upcoming “Avatar” sequel.  

Apparently not the Chargers...