Memphis Belle?

The best Stalin era photoshopping technology the Soviets had to offer.

Do robot bears on Westworld shit? Do they wallow in it? I’m asking for Ashley.

American or Canadian dollar?

Other lines we can expect to hear from him:

Turn to them and say this classic line from Slapshot:

The hosts have hollow legs.

As long as the suit begins with a quote from the bible.

ZoPa!

Is this where we discuss the foot-ball contest?

The consequences will never be the same.

Wasn’t fucking long enough.

Take a dump in a box, label it “edible hardtack” or “World’s First Baby Ruth bar” and then laugh when they open it up.

Counterpoint: Fuck them. They lost. They were traitors. We should’ve kept them under thumb longer and strung up the dissident scum bags who started the KKK.

First question from the Senate Confirmation committee:

The mailbox screams “BATTER UP!”

Suburban Middle manager after a Thursday night Coke binge?

Me: “Which one is Scott?”

Were you?