OMG he’s going to be Drumpf’s VP.

He’s obviously a booster. Next thing you'll know all those Special Olympians will be driving Cadillacs.

I wonder what type of goodies you find in the confiscated items bin at those metal detectors.

Did ya say “Duck vaginas”?

He was holding it for a friend.

Cleveland Coaching staff: “He sounds like our kind of guy. Sign him up!”

“Sausage fest”? That’s the best you can do? “Sausage fest”? How about “You touch children”?

Wait, who are you talking about? Dennis Hastert?

Why? Were the dogs fucked to death?

Ken Egilsson is a sloppy anagram for Ted Cruz.

This is like taking an aspirin for your end-stage syphilis.

[Cleveland coaching staff reviews this video clip] “Gentlemen, we just found our new starting quarterback.”

Hockey is traditionally a Canadian sport. It needs Canadian music. Ergo, they are getting Anne Murray.

The thing is, It was revealed that Gary Glitter was a pedo like 15 years ago. So the Sharts are just getting around to this now???

No, just malware.

Well done.

Great video. I especially liked how you left the door closing on you and your subsequent laughter in the video.

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

Alternate Theory:

For a second I thought you meant Paul O’neill, the former Treasury Secretary under George “W” Bush. The same guy who got so fed up with W and Rove he quit by sending a letter that said “I resign” and that was it. So I’m thinking “Damn! What a kick in the balls to the Bush family that he is endorsing Drumpf.” But oh…