Hey look! Free bat!

We talked for a little while longer. I misheard a minor point the young man was trying to make and repeated it back to him to make sure I’d got it right. He got very angry.

The (barely) closeted men of CPAC disagree.

Rage like W: A drunken shit head

It’s Osama Bin Laden! He’s not dead and trapped in a metal coffin!

Did he suspend them due to the poor quality of the tapes?

And fan of Quaaludes.

Keep going and you can finish the job of the Gizmodo Staff.

No one care about any of these shitbags. But if you are going to put out an election “guide” you need to cover all of the main candidates, not just the ones you feel deserve coverage.

Links, boys! Links!

“The outfielder is near!”

No mention of John Kasich? Ben Carson? Andy Martin? Jack Fellure? C’mon guys...

I read this imagining that he was a Samoan.

To do what? Run the club level concession stand?

The raccoon is George Steinbrenner reincarnated.

Hair plugs?

So wait, are you saying Kylo Ren wasn't a gay characters?

Did I see a cameo of Jamie-Lynn Sigler trying to park a car on the highway at the end of the episode?

I was going to say “Now we’ll never have the Michonne/Carl hook-up” but maybe we will... :)

Thank you, thank you. It’s coming up on it’s six year anniversary.