Did he apologize for making all those obnoxious Gamefly ads? No? Then he stays on the bench.

[Nationwide jingle] “It’s ok, she’s underage.”

Saw this on Twitter earlier today “Apparently, the GOP thinks that Black Presidents only get 3/5ths a term.”

Brady is too fancy a dog to attend these types of events.

Oh, la la la la.

Hey! Where did you get a picture of my last girlfriend?

Be honest...he was quail hunting with Scalia in Texas, right?

Worst Decision I’ve Made at a Taco Bell, EVER.

You obviously watched the show on mute with the closed captions turned off, because Sam’s nervous breakdown includes calling out for his mother, which in turn attracts the zombies. That leads to Jessie freaking out and sobbing which in turn attracts. Which leads to Rick almost losing it himself and then suddenly…

2015, 2018, 2020. Don’t worry. The iceberg that sank the Titantic is patient. It has all the time in the world for it to continue it’s reign of terror on ships named Titanic.

Well, maybe if Titantic II also sunk to the bottom of the ocean, the subsequent search would turn up the wreck of MH370.

If I stare at that long enough I see Pamela Anderson.

I wonder if she looked at this:

This right here.

Promo Code: SLOBBER

When Cam said he wanted to be an entertainer and icon before he was drafted (and Peter King bitched him out for it),

Breakin’ da law! Breakin’ da law!

She’s just advertising that she can deep throat.

It’s is based on a Czech beer but it is now owned by the Belgians.

“Budweiser” is code for HGH.