I see that Russell Wilson finally got laid. Congrats!

Not surprised by any of this, especially when you have that cock sucker Fleischer in the mix.

He can run from the police, but only in ovals.

[Nationwide jingle]

Do you happen to know why Garofalo didn’t take the role?

I can understand Wu being so mad. Apparently Maxiell said “你母亲戴歇工的伟大无产阶级革命军队做出的靴子!”

You passed up the chance to get a second snow shovel, thus leaving you shovel-less when you gave your only shovel to your wife?

No shit, chucklenuts. Just wanted to see if you were stupid enough to take my bait. I was right!

Ejected for fighting: Dad eats the puppies.

Send these to Carly Fiorina. It would scare the shit out of her.

It says “I’m Tom Ley now.”

When he grows a little bigger.

Even though it’s been cancelled, go to the Caps Center anyway, bang on the doors and demand to be let in. Jackass.

LOL like that wouldn’t royal fuck up the streets around here.

They need to replace the tires with tracks.

Haha...No.

As a friend of mine said on FB after driving home in NoVa on Wednesday night “The rules are simple.. I find your 4X4 SUV abandoned on the highway over an INCH of snow.... I light it on fire... :)“