It’s like they think the storm is going to give the Northeast a facial. Winter Storm Bukake!

That is my new online handle. Danke!

I still want to get this shirt and have “Walton” put on the back. C’mon, NBA! Get your shit together!

Mail her dildos. That’s the only thing RWNJ understand nowadays.

That was good. I’m going to be laughing about that all day.

OMG...that is an amazing word salad. I bet it’s organic too. Good job sir!

A comb. A fucking comb. Even my nine year old knows better.

There are 18 million people in the metro area. Surely they can find less than 1% of those people to fill a stadium every week.

+10000. This 1000 times.

Bale was in Capt Corelli’s Mandolin?

Remake the Star Wars prequels? Somebody already did. And tells a much better story. And they are brilliant.

Happy to oblige!

That is better than the Fantastic Four reboot.

Or fucks off to jail! (See the Montana Militia stand-off in the mid-90’s.)

I have seen this several times and my brain reads “CAPTAIN MORON.”

I will start a GoFundMe and contribute $55.

Yeah, but how do they stand up to 7-11’s Nachos Bar extravaganza?

Per a gibberish-laden press release (“DePodesta will be responsible for assessing and implementing best practices and strategies that will provide the organization with the comprehensive resources needed to make optimal decisions”)

What about some of these walking tube socks in black face?

That was fantastic.