Of course. Just to be sure.

The difference is that the Philadelphia PD waited almost a whole day before blowing up a row houses in 1985 and lead to 65 houses being destroyed in a fire and the deaths of 11 people, five of them children.

He is the thinnest one, so he gets to lead them.

Eventually they will get bored of waiting for tyranny to come certify their jagoff fantasy. Maybe they will leave a bag of flaming crap on tyranny’s doorstep on their way back home.

Some men can’t appreciate a good pair of chicken legs.

Because unlike in normal family dynamics, where the father is a prick at Christmas, with the McLane’s, the Dad is a prick the rest of the year.

They’d have ugly kids tho.

“Copper Fit Socks do nothing. Ragnar feet smell worse. Ragnar hate Brett Favre.”

Isn’t it a rule that NFL teams have to interview a minority (aka African American) coach as part of the process? Do you know what that means? Chip Kelly in black face.

“Does he fuck the pig in the mouth? No, amateur. I’ll pass.” - Current British Prime Minister and renowned pig-mouth fucker David Cameron

Because to some of the mouth breathers that flood Gawker Media when RedState is slow, Al Jazeera has one of those Musliny sounding names. And if it ain’t Fox News, it aint right.

Starred and shared for using a song by the “best band on earth” (according to John Peel, 1992).

Because I’m the only one that’s willing to talk about his problems. I mean, what he did and what he has gone through I think is frankly terrible,

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Tomorrow morning he is going to say aloud to no one in particular “What happened to my pants? And my jacket?!?”

This has been your Browns coaching search update. Please check back later when the Browns inevitably piss off Pettine and are forced to interview Marion Campbell and David Shula.

I can’t wait for Dexter Manley’s hot takes on the Cosby situation.

This is a valid point in any situation, even in non-sports related events.

I guess so. I could never figure it out.

After that, I have a hard time seeing Ford putting his time and effort into Lucas’ hands ever again.