Brat has that “I thought you’d never ask!” look on his face in that pic.

If you are not watching The Knick but are still watching some of this other garbage on this list, you should not be writing about television. Seriously. The Knick is well written, well acted, and amazingly eye opening about how far we have come as a society and how far we have to go. It is just fantastic television.

“Oh God Please No, I’ll fuck this up.” (sung to the Nationwide jingle)

promo code: cat anus

And that older unamed Republican was Ted Cruz

Summer of 1986

You could have swapped in the prayer from “The Purge” and no one wold have been the wiser.

“You guys have to come to Dorian,” they said, referencing a bar on the Upper East Side they were all heading to. Even Pinstripe echoed the sentiment: “Yeah, definitely, Dorian.”

4. Washington. Trust me, it’s for the best that teams around here always end up choking on their own vomit. One of the reasons the federal government does nothing in this town is because they’re too busy rehashing the Five Best PATs From The 1991 Redskins Season. It’s awful.

So if George Washington time-traveled to today, you would have to convince him to learn to use your laptop, and that’s not a given.

This kid is the epitome of this tweet

The neighbor’s kid tried landing his Millennium Falcon into my Death Star action set. Let’s just say there was a lot of broken plastic parts that Sears doesn’t sell.

I was unaware Rip Taylor was now teaching middle school.

Is that a dedicated dash cam or is it an app on your phone? The quality is amazing and I like that it has the GSP coords on the image.

Very true.

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Either this offer ended, or you were referencing a $35 deal for the Blu-Ray Region B/2 discs that don’t play in North America.

Either this offer ended, or you were referencing a $35 deal for the Blu-Ray Region B/2 discs that don’t play in…

This looks like the duvet cover from my ex-gf’s bed.

C’mon. Can’t you see it? You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.