What’s Kouign Amann the President of Zangaro from 1967 to 1969?

[E]gg whites between Kate Middleton’s asscheeks.

Promocode: Islamophobia. Or Trumpism.

Piggy Poopballs up in here.

One hundred dollars goes to the first reporter who asks Tom Brady if he still supports his friend Donald Trump and his plan to ban Muslims from America, and if not, why he doesn’t. Payable by cash, check, or donation to your charity or PAC of choice.

Apparently, he went to the American Republican Jewish convention and discussed Israel’s greatest terrorist threat: “Hummus.”

She’s a hottie. I’d like to “watch” her TV show. -Jeb!

You’re not in Yonkers anymore.

Can somebody give me some info on this tablet stand/holder?

Can somebody give me some info on this tablet stand/holder?

Trump is a natural. The hair does match the curtains.

Knee him in the groin. Need to establish dominance.

“How the fuck am I suppose to cheat my way out of this one?”

Because sex is (GASP!) super fun a lot of the time?

pegmekateplease

Talking about 15 year old girls having sex...the “sexual predator bowl cut”...IDK. You do the math.

As well as incessant whining from Pats fans who felt the refs didn’t do more to help Brady out.

“In the end, does it even really matter?”

He still hasn’t learned! Hahahahahaha!

You work with Wheelchair Jimmy?

Hey I heard a rumor that the NHL was looking to restart the Cleveland Barons franchise...