Fiorina by the numbers: 30, 100, 2

Fiorina by the numbers: 30, 100, 2

This deserves more stars.

An alert reader points out that Senator Stanley once said anyone who went to his listed address to see if he actually lived in his Senate district would get “a face full of my Glock.”

JC, what ARE in those magic fart pills he is taking that make him so constantly high as fuck? I’m amazed he doesn’t have his hand permanently in a bag of Doritos.

They should’ve given him a signed goalie helmet

If I wanted faux-Asian inspired garbage food, I’d go to Panda express!”

does YouTube Red actually offer something worth paying for?

Good article. It broke down and provide links to information on something that was mostly blown past in other media stories about this.

You are aware you can skip the articles you don’t want to read, right?

+1 tax deduction

That is some hilarious shit.

Did you do one of these for the NHL this year?

So he is looking for his parents? Because last I checked liking dick was a genetics thing.

Did ya hear that some woman at Michigan is alleging that Jabrill Peppers gave her the clap? And she is doing it by posting an open letter to him in the woman’s bathroom.

He’s vowing to track down the responsible parties and everything!

If Acura is truly calling their headlights “Jewel Eye” then the grille on the cars that have those headlights will need to be a bit misaligned.

Did you give him a handie in the hot tub? No? Of course he’s not going to call*

Top men are looking into it. Top. Men.

A shoe on the hand? Shouldn’t it be a piece of shoe on the head? (AD reference)