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Syphilitic Scalia Says
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“HEY YOU GUYS! Check out this burn of Bernie Sanders.”

Every time Ted Cruz talks, speakers play a sad trombone.

Because she appearing on the stage with two boobs...and she is wearing a low cut top.

David Frum is sitting in his office and sees he has been mentioned on Twitter, looks up the Chiat/deBoer tweets and exclaims to no one in particular

“Muskrat-On-Head” Paul is still in the race? I thought he ran out of money months ago.

Holding your breath is a violation of NFL rules and is fine worthy. Goodell’s office will be in contact with you.

This guy is dead? Holy crap! I remember this ad. I’m so fucking old...

But they are homophobic the right way.

I’ve been to many games in Philadelphia. I can vouch that you are speaking the truth.

Nah, they’ll lose in the next round.

This entire article makes HamNo cry.

He held Crockett and Tubbs to high standards and never let them get away with any bullshit.

You should have told them “Yes, because Edward James Olmos is a bad ass.”

Equal discipline would be allowing Tejada to break Utley’s leg.

Oh good. During the inevitable branch clearing brawl, somebody from the Mets can shiv him and the umpires in the melee.

“So I know how the kind of the New York media gets a little bit going, and it gets dramatic, but for me you can’t have it both ways. If David [Wright] would have done it, it wouldn’t have been any problem here in New York.”

Somebody is taking the Season 6 viewing party for The Walking Dead a little too far.

Somebody is getting pegged in the head at the next game.

I’ve never seen this before. Thanks for posting it.