Mr HolyTits will be his stage name when he is forced to work the pole at the Pink Pussy Kat lounge of Rt. 305 to make ends meet.

He has no shame.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Male hookers, and Rick Perry helped.

Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders would like a word with you.

I’m still holding out to see Frank’s wife’s tits, but I doubt that is going to happen.

Ohhhh that’s an interesting twist.

Paul walks to the door, opens it, and steps out

Where was this jerk off at the time of the incident?

I wonder if Buzz Aldrin also filled out a government expense form for punching out the guy who accosted him on the street and said the moon landing was a hoax?

Any word if it stopped at Geno’s or Pat’s before it’s head was stolen and if so, if it did the tourist thing and got Whiz on his cheese steak?

Was this match on PPV? I wonder how many people actually paid to see it.

“Don’t worry, I’ll bring the snow.”

I would argue that Virginia is actually two states: The prosperous North with its rich tax base, and chromosomal damaged South. Why do you think the folks in Richmond are referred to as the “down state” legislators? Both North and South hate each other. South hates the North because we are snobs and the North hates…

Twiki from Buck Rogers has fallen on hard times.

And what is his obsession with putting mayo on everything? And the only mustard you offer (if you ask for it) is some gross stone ground kind that looks like mayo. Yekkk.

This is a fake page. The other one had promos for treatment and a shout out to a dental hygienist who was about to give birth to her first child.

I emailed Brendan the link at 9:40 this morning and at that point their website was nuked, their twitter was gone but their FB page was still up and it was a GLORIOUS mess. When I went back an hour later the FB page was long gone.

Well you did say please...