HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?! This is fucking beautiful!

G’Day Comrade!

He’s just showing off to get Donald Trump’s attention. Somebody is preening for a cabinet post.

He’ll fit right in at Fox.

That’s the incident everyone thinks of when you mention her name. Or say the words “Jack Kent Cooke’s wife.”

I moved to DC just before his final wife, Marlene, took that casual drive through Georgetown with the guy on the hood. I missed seeing it by about two minutes.

“So THAT’s why it burns when I pee. Fucking Cinnamon Toast Crunch.”

And that prostitute’s name was...Larry Michael.

He hasn’t officially announced yet. And when he does he will bring National Car Tax Relief, and uncomfortable looking close eyes you only get from someone with a family tree that doesn’t branch.

So I posted this in the “Bobby” Jindal thread the back when that can of expired cream corn announced he was running and I have been posting it ever since to keep track of all the GOP candidates who have announced they are running since I can’t keep this list of stupid straight in my head anymore. I will keep updating…

This doesn’t matter. If things follow history, Superman will end up murdered or in a wheelchair in no time.

Hahahaha...That’s really funny bc I just got a new (to me) laptop and I have been installing updates and patches all night. I thought I was all up to date. And after reading this blog post I just checked and found I have 14 more important updates to install. LOL.

This is why I don’t DM you.

Well done!

Be careful. If word gets back to Gawker, “big dick head” pic will end up spinning up the articles about the guys who broke out of that jail in upstate NY.

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

Cut her some slack. She did attend FSU.

Use these. Way cooler.

Fantastic story. I never would have heard about this anywhere else.