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Syphilitic Scalia Says
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Yeah, you can get your car inspected and all the pieces fixed on the same street in the same afternoon just by going from speciality shop to speciality shop. Did that in an old mid-90s Accord I was looking to clean up and sell.

“Doing sex”? Not as bad as “Sexy time” or “It gets me right in the feels.” Fucking millennials...

Thank you for the clarification. But my point still stands.

then reminded a booing Wimbledon crowd who was in charge with a finger wag punctuated by a “don’t try me.”

It’s her own fault really. She was just lining up to be a hot lunch.

8-8. Granted, halfway through the quiz, I had to bring in another guy in to do the quiz because I got a hangnail, but then he got fired two questions later, so I had to finish up.

Perfect

Rick Springfield is the True Detective.

<insert arrested development joke here>

Maybe he’s not in favor of marriage. Maybe he’s in a bad marriage. Maybe Ginny is smothering him. Maybe it’s a cry for help.

That’s not rust, those are shit stains.

It’s a bit presumptuous to assume Mike Lupica can read.

Because sharing is caring.

I have seen them on all kinds of cars, but the best ones are on the expensive richie richie cars-BMWs, Mercedes, Porsches. The other day I saw on on a Cadillac. It was like being in a ‘80s Don Henley song.

+1 protein pill

I click on the link to his blog and FB “helpfully” recommends I buy this for my young son. Thanks AdSense!

Twitter beef, it’s what’s for dinner.

COTD.

I know this may surprise you, but long before Christopher Lee was any of these things, he was a bad ass Dracula.