Ah! A smoke break!

Well done.

That moose from Detroit.

Include her and you have yourself a deal.

He must have had some cocaine riding on the game.

How Does She Do It?

That was fun. I tried around my office building in Arlington, VA; Minneapolis, MN; Compton, CA; and Wyoming, but since “there weren't enough roads in on that map for Pac-Man to us (I guess at the height?) it gave me Rome instead.

A bluff to keep Morgan distracted while the second Wolf jumps Morgan and takes his weapons. They seem to work in pairs.

until Aaron opens one of the trucks,

"But he didn't say anything about burgundy."- Dan 'Napoleon' Snyder, Owner and Operator of the Washington Waste-of-Space

Is this like a extra reel from some '80s Max Headroom-esque music video that CNN is repurposing?

They are really that stupid.

And so the BBC will fire JC, May and Hammond will leave, and the Three will be replaced by a Breakfast Time guy who owns a fast and expensive Ferrari (!) and two other yutzes (two be named later) and the brilliant minds at the head office of BBC programming will scratch their heads wondering why the worldwide ratings…

the orangutang

Even his clothes don't want anything to do with him.

Do you know how hard it is to make a sack of cow shit look good? He's doing the best he can!

I bet they can get AP jerseys pretty cheap.

"I approve!"

The Anteaters, like the cake, is a lie.

I hate college basketball, thus I followed Deadspin's advice and was rooting for Iowa State. Now who am I going to root for? Whomever is playing against Duke like I always do? That seems boring and inconsistent.